Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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Shanshu - Jul 08, 2003 12:07:52 pm PDT #3210 of 10001
If skills sold, truth be told, I'd probably be lyrically, Talib Kweli. Truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense But I did five mill' - I ain't been rhymin like Common since (Jay-Z)

He's a weirdo.

Yeah. This version doesn't really make sense in light of the CWDP shooting script.


erikaj - Jul 08, 2003 12:12:15 pm PDT #3211 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Bad Joss. Want Real Giles!, not Cheap Joke Giles.But the Tara story made me go "Aw!"


Jessica - Jul 08, 2003 12:37:00 pm PDT #3212 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've heard that "alternate S7 with Returned Tara" thing before, and I don't believe a word of it.


erikaj - Jul 08, 2003 12:41:24 pm PDT #3213 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm not sure I believe it, but still I find it touching.


tina f. - Jul 08, 2003 12:44:37 pm PDT #3214 of 10001

I don't believe a word of it.

why not?

(hoping for an answer that will ease my pain)


Sean K - Jul 08, 2003 12:47:07 pm PDT #3215 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

(hoping for an answer that will ease my pain)

I don't know what Jess' answer will be, but for me, they went through a LOT of trouble at the end of S6 to make it known that Tara was dead, dead, dead, dead as fucking stone and that there was Jack and Shit to be done about it.

I would have been very upset to have that nullified, no matter how happy the return of Tara would have made me.


Jessica - Jul 08, 2003 12:48:58 pm PDT #3216 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mostly because it sounds a lot like some of the bullshit he and Marti and SG were making up on the Wild at Heart commentary.

And because I can't believe that they'd cap off Buffy's year of post-mortem depression by rewarding the woman who put her there with the return of her true love from the dead. The show's always been about forgiveness, but it's generally people forgiving each other, not the universe handing out candy and flowers.

[And What Sean Said, too.]


tina f. - Jul 08, 2003 12:52:37 pm PDT #3217 of 10001

It's not so much the return of Tara that would have made me happy, but the lack of Kennedy. Or the full-on humiliating slap down of Kennedy that would have accompanied the return of a triumphant Tara. (OK - unlikely, but a girl can dream.)


Jessica - Jul 08, 2003 12:55:46 pm PDT #3218 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If Tara had come back as a zombie, and eaten Kennedy's brains, I would have cheered.

Tara returned to life fully human and normal and happy and 4EVAH!!!! with Willow?

They wouldn't have needed Spike's Big Gay Amulet at all -- Sunnydale would have spontaneously collapsed from the complete undermining of what Tara's death meant in the first place.


tina f. - Jul 08, 2003 1:01:51 pm PDT #3219 of 10001

It is true. It would have been gross and wrong.

I just couldn't bring myself to give a shit about Willow post-STSP this season except to scream at her to knock Kennedy upside the head for me. And anything that would've helped with that seems like the best idea ever now. But you're right - having Tara walk out of a glowing cloud of love showering Willow with puppies and lollipops - not of the good.