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Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.

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Typo Boy - May 24, 2003 1:46:30 pm PDT #2230 of 10001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So there are already two lines I'd use as tags that got cut...

>Hey! My kill, my wordplay.

and...

>Pucker up, ladies. We're going to Hell.

Hi Hec

out of context (and not actually shown) those lines are not spoilery. So nothing really stops you from using either one. As a stand-alone line, I like the second better.

victor infante - May 24, 2003 2:15:08 pm PDT #2231 of 10001

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

DAWN: Or, operative word "Wheeee!"

This really, really should have stayed in. YoMotherfuckerWheeee!

victor infante - May 24, 2003 2:46:58 pm PDT #2232 of 10001

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Liking this:

ANYA: Oh, sure y'are. You're as stable as the molecules in Mister Fantastic's uniform, am I right?

XANDER: Oh, you just couldn't have picked a worse example.

Because the Fantastic Four's costumes are made of "unstable molecules" that transform when they do and...yeah. Maybe this joke really WAS too geeky to make the cut.

DCJensen - May 24, 2003 3:28:52 pm PDT #2233 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Eliza Dushku on Late Night With Conan O'Brian screencaps are up.

Check Press for link

balzacq - May 24, 2003 4:47:38 pm PDT #2234 of 10001

Evil Hand Issues

BUFFY

He had to split.

She snorts with dorkish laughter. Angel just shakes his head reprovingly. She stops after a moment.

See, this was the one off note in the whole finale for me. I can't recall Buffy ever laughing at her own post-kill one-liner jokes before, and it annoyed me, like a one-second script hangnail.

DavidS - May 24, 2003 4:49:16 pm PDT #2235 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's kind of why I liked the rest of the lines that were cut. I think Joss was doing a callback to her first season punning, and I think the cut lines sort of made that more palatable.

victor infante - May 24, 2003 4:52:06 pm PDT #2236 of 10001

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

On the whole, I'm sorry a lot of what was cut was cut. There was some good stuff in there. Not earth shattering, but good. And Wheee!

DavidS - May 24, 2003 4:53:45 pm PDT #2237 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

On the whole, I'm sorry a lot of what was cut was cut. There was some good stuff in there.

Gotta trust Joss on the pacing, and we do have the script.

Heh. We could do a deathmatch of things cut from script before they aired.

DCJensen - May 24, 2003 5:04:32 pm PDT #2238 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Okay:

t inserts most of "corrupt" script from Angel.

I win!

Oh wait. Not Buffy. Damn.

Elena - May 24, 2003 6:21:05 pm PDT #2239 of 10001

Thanks for all the fish.

ANYA: Oh, sure y'are. You're as stable as the molecules in Mister Fantastic's uniform, am I right?
XANDER: Oh, you just couldn't have picked a worse example.

Oh, damn! I love that. I wish it had stayed. I wanted more Xander and Anya interaction.

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