You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2003 3:22:21 pm PDT #642 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Liese, I haven't gotten anything from you yet.


Cindy - Apr 17, 2003 3:49:25 pm PDT #643 of 10005
Nobody

Is chain smoking a sport?

You mean...I'm an athlete? RAWK.

It is if you do it right. We should petition to get it into the Olympics. I know the tobacco companies would be kick ass sponsors. We might even get free butts and Marlboro jackets, without saving all those pesky miles thingies.


Deena - Apr 17, 2003 3:57:00 pm PDT #644 of 10005
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

um, I don't think I need an extra butt. Mine's worth two as it is.


Cindy - Apr 17, 2003 3:58:31 pm PDT #645 of 10005
Nobody

I'm bucking for a free Virginia slim butt, myself.


Liese S. - Apr 17, 2003 4:28:14 pm PDT #646 of 10005
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Liese, I haven't gotten anything from you yet.

Hrm. Maybe my webmail's gone kerwonky again. Anyway, all I said was, I'm Liese S. over at PF, too, albeit grumpily, and was there some sort of user number I should provide you with?


Deena - Apr 17, 2003 4:38:59 pm PDT #647 of 10005
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh well, hey, an ultraslim southern butt wouldn't be a bad thing. I could just pitch the old one, I guess.


Cindy - Apr 17, 2003 5:34:27 pm PDT #648 of 10005
Nobody

I move those of us who want them can get butt transplants if we demonstrate significant need.

Seconds?


Deena - Apr 17, 2003 6:00:27 pm PDT #649 of 10005
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

depends... I don't think I want to, erm, demonstrate, exactly.

I mean, second, absolutely.


flea - Apr 17, 2003 6:03:16 pm PDT #650 of 10005
information libertarian

Ladies, you must not have had the memo that all Buffistas' asses are, in fact, ass-tastic. If JZ's ass were here, it would tell you all about it. (Otherwise, try BRQG).


victor infante - Apr 17, 2003 6:05:12 pm PDT #651 of 10005
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

you must not have had the memo that all Buffistas' asses are, in fact, ass-tastic.

You know, flea, the ass is weirder than you think.

t /ducks. Runs away very quickly.