Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


DavidS - Sep 02, 2003 6:59:55 pm PDT #5016 of 10005
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Liese, I need to tell you that you are a snickerdoodle of love.

And that's not natter because I want everybody to take a vote on it.


DXMachina - Sep 02, 2003 7:04:01 pm PDT #5017 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Seconded!

(Can we throw the Bobita thing on this ballot, too?)


Liese S. - Sep 02, 2003 7:23:54 pm PDT #5018 of 10005
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Gee, just when I was needing a new tag, too...


Jon B. - Sep 02, 2003 7:24:41 pm PDT #5019 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Wait... Is the motion whether Liese is a snickerdoodle of love, or whether Hec should tell Liese that she's a snickerdoodle of love?


Jon B. - Sep 02, 2003 7:29:47 pm PDT #5020 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Could we manually change the quote of the day? Maybe to "death is your art" since it won the first deathmatch. No biggie, just curious.

I just checked the code and it's ridiculously easy to change the quote manually, but I ain't going to do it without ita's blessing. I've heard that her death-pinky has transcontinental range.


§ ita § - Sep 02, 2003 7:31:58 pm PDT #5021 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, if we start changing it on request, chaos will ensue.

I'm back at work tomorrow, so I'll code the QotD then.


Cindy - Sep 03, 2003 12:46:34 am PDT #5022 of 10005
Nobody

Wait... Is the motion whether Liese is a snickerdoodle of love, or whether Hec should tell Liese that she's a snickerdoodle of love?

Agitator!

Liese, I need to tell you that you are a snickerdoodle of love.

And that's not natter because I want everybody to take a vote on it.

Seconded!

(Can we throw the Bobita thing on this ballot, too?)

Thirded on the snickerdoodle and the bobita things. Let's enact the will of the people, people.


Steph L. - Sep 03, 2003 4:25:19 am PDT #5023 of 10005
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Wait... Is the motion whether Liese is a snickerdoodle of love, or whether Hec should tell Liese that she's a snickerdoodle of love?

Well, he already told her, which is a clear end run around procedure.


Cindy - Sep 03, 2003 4:31:56 am PDT #5024 of 10005
Nobody

So we should warn him or ban him? I'm always forgetting...


amych - Sep 03, 2003 4:35:41 am PDT #5025 of 10005
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Spanking seems more suitable. Procedures be damned.