Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Jon B. - Jul 21, 2003 6:16:38 pm PDT #3173 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

So, does this mean no discussing of them ANYWHERE until the British see them? Because that's not right.

OiS can still be discussed in the main thread. I'm suggesting no discussing The Message for one week and HoG for two weeks (or vice-versa, but I think I've got the order right).

As a compromise, how about white-fonting discussion of those two eps in the Spoiler thread until the UK airs them? I like that better than discussing in the main thread with whitefont until the DVDs come out, since it's a shorter-term whitefont.


Kristen - Jul 21, 2003 7:36:46 pm PDT #3174 of 10005

OiS can still be discussed in the main thread.

I'm confused. I thought we had decided that it couldn't be discussed in the main thread until the DVDs are released.


Allyson - Jul 21, 2003 7:39:54 pm PDT #3175 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Objects in Space aired.


Kristen - Jul 21, 2003 7:41:55 pm PDT #3176 of 10005

Well, that would explain my confusion. I've lost episodes in my brain.


Allyson - Jul 21, 2003 7:55:38 pm PDT #3177 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Maybe you used them to increase your brain's KILLING POWER.


Noumenon - Jul 21, 2003 8:02:38 pm PDT #3178 of 10005
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Dueling taglines.

Kristen:

I can kill you with my brain.

Allyson:

No power in the 'verse can stop me.

Sell tickets, hold the match in Big Damn Evil.


Kristen - Jul 21, 2003 8:08:15 pm PDT #3179 of 10005

Maybe you used them to increase your brain's KILLING POWER.

I needed a little extra boost. Two days surrounded by screaming teenies and shameless hoochies drained my reserves.


Allyson - Jul 21, 2003 8:15:51 pm PDT #3180 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sell tickets, hold the match in Big Damn Evil.

The Kristen and Allyson Show was put on hiatus by FOX. They ordered two more episodes and promise to support the show.

Joss and Tim have promised a Variety ad.


Kristen - Jul 21, 2003 8:31:41 pm PDT #3181 of 10005

Oh! So total natter here but...

Allyson, what agent that you know and loathe, who reps a former FF writer, went into the office last weekend to pack up all his files and rolodexes while no one was around to stop him so he could move onto greener pastures?


Allyson - Jul 21, 2003 8:39:24 pm PDT #3182 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

HOLY SHIT. If this is the person I am thinking of, the HSQ just boiled over and leaked out of my brain onto my very stylish new pajama pants. Is greener pastures starting his or her own farm, or going to work as a farmhand in the local dairy conglommerate?