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Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer

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Nicole - Apr 15, 2003 8:25:15 am PDT #192 of 10005

I'm getting the pig!

Due to the e-mail I received this morning:

NO. I was NOT defending Zoe by any means with my one single post in this thread last night. I'm unsure how you could have read what I said in that way.

That is all. (Answered here in case anyone else read it that way also.)

amyth - Apr 15, 2003 8:51:14 am PDT #193 of 10005

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

No vote!!!! Here's chocolate! And kittens!

Jon B. - Apr 15, 2003 8:56:30 am PDT #194 of 10005

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

in case anyone else read it that way also

FWIW, Nicole, I did not.

Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2003 9:03:22 am PDT #195 of 10005

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I know I hurt Kat's feelings.

If I hurt anybody elses please let me know. It has never been my intent in this conversation (or any other)to do so. Or to call anybody names for that matter.

And in the new spirit of things:

My favorite cus is Fuck, call me a traditionalist. Or don't since one of my achievements of which I am most proud is teaching my Mother to swear. (Alas, there was no way to put that on my resume).

Connie Neil - Apr 15, 2003 9:08:32 am PDT #196 of 10005

brillig

My new favorite curse is "buggering hell." Hubby twitches when I say "fuck" because he feels it's unladylike (which caused me to stare at him in concern that, after 18 years together, he still has fantasies of me being ladylike), but "bugger" doesn't bother him as much.

Julie - Apr 15, 2003 9:13:04 am PDT #197 of 10005

Put me down as a buggerer. And a shitter. And a fucker.

erm.. so to speak.

Under great pressure nothing beats the eloquence of a nice long string of fuckity fucking fucks.

Also, awfully fond of "sodding" in front of anything that does not please me.

Oh, look! It's just like Sartre.

Nutty - Apr 15, 2003 9:33:28 am PDT #198 of 10005

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Will no one speak up for the silly and harmless -- and thus more startling -- "Oh my sainted Aunt Marie!" or "For the love of Mike!"?

Am I the only one, she asks tremulously??

Sometimes, a well-placed "Jesus wept" can be very effective. Okay, maybe it only works when you can hear the "I'm about to beat your brains in" tone.

Hayden - Apr 15, 2003 9:35:32 am PDT #199 of 10005

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I cuss quite a bit. It's just considered polite here in Texas. Apologies to anyone I've offended with a stray epithet. It's just my way of trying to talk around the bullshit.

DXMachina - Apr 15, 2003 9:40:40 am PDT #200 of 10005

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Am I the only one, she asks tremulously??

Oh, for crying out loud. No, for Pete's sake...

Jessica - Apr 15, 2003 9:42:51 am PDT #201 of 10005

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I've been known to burst out with an extremely unladylike "oh for the love of little green apples!" every now and then.

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