We could make this one
Natter 12: Sexual intercourse. We've said it like a dozen times
set off fewer filters and work issues by making it say:
Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times
which would still be so appropriate for what Natter is like.
That's the thrill of living in the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage ... Pardon me for finding the glass half-full.
Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
Kat - Apr 30, 2003 11:12:16 pm PDT #1255 of 10005
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
billytea - Apr 30, 2003 11:19:28 pm PDT #1256 of 10005
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Sung by the Pointer Sisters. According to Hec, who knows everything about music.
He does?
Hec, how did Milli Vanilli ever win a Grammy? I mean, even when people thought it was really them?
Noumenon - Apr 30, 2003 11:37:04 pm PDT #1257 of 10005
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Anya's quote is the best thread title. It's funniest whole, and still only PG-13.
sneaks in the thread - poisons all the monkeys - waits 'til they die - burns their furry corpses - buries them - runs out
It's time for everyone to read the tale of The Two Hundred Monkeys. Try imagining Cindy as the protagonist, as though it weren't funny enough already.
DCJensen - May 01, 2003 1:07:01 am PDT #1258 of 10005
All is well that ends in pizza.
Natter 12: Good day, eh, and welcome to Natter 12.
Natter 12: Check closely, I think this one is cracked.
Natter 12: Check closely for cracked ones.
Natter 12: hot, sticky and ready to eat.
Cindy - May 01, 2003 4:44:20 am PDT #1259 of 10005
Nobody
I like Kat's alternative:
Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times
which would still be so appropriate for what Natter is like.
Laura - May 01, 2003 6:26:27 am PDT #1260 of 10005
Our wings are not tired.
Yay on the Kat alternative to Daniel's Anya suggestion! Perfect.
Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times
which would still be so appropriate for what Natter is like.
Julie - May 01, 2003 7:04:42 am PDT #1261 of 10005
Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times
Yes. This. :eyes:
Jon B. - May 01, 2003 7:27:02 am PDT #1262 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
12 Angry Natterers: This ain't no Scopes Trial
12 Angry Natterers: William Jennings Bryant v Clarence Darrow the Sequel
OK, you know you're mixing up two different movies, right?
kat perez - May 01, 2003 7:53:29 am PDT #1263 of 10005
"We have trust issues." Mylar
I like Kat's revision, too. But now I'm going to be singing the Sesame Street song all day.
doo doo doo DOO doo, doo doo doo doo DOO doo, Natter Twelve!
Jessica - May 01, 2003 8:02:45 am PDT #1264 of 10005
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times
I like this. Very work-filter-friendly.