Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Noumenon - Apr 30, 2003 11:37:04 pm PDT #1257 of 10005
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Anya's quote is the best thread title. It's funniest whole, and still only PG-13.

sneaks in the thread - poisons all the monkeys - waits 'til they die - burns their furry corpses - buries them - runs out

It's time for everyone to read the tale of The Two Hundred Monkeys. Try imagining Cindy as the protagonist, as though it weren't funny enough already.


DCJensen - May 01, 2003 1:07:01 am PDT #1258 of 10005
All is well that ends in pizza.

Natter 12: Good day, eh, and welcome to Natter 12.

Natter 12: Check closely, I think this one is cracked.

Natter 12: Check closely for cracked ones.

Natter 12: hot, sticky and ready to eat.


Cindy - May 01, 2003 4:44:20 am PDT #1259 of 10005
Nobody

I like Kat's alternative:

Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times

which would still be so appropriate for what Natter is like.


Laura - May 01, 2003 6:26:27 am PDT #1260 of 10005
Our wings are not tired.

Yay on the Kat alternative to Daniel's Anya suggestion! Perfect.

Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times

which would still be so appropriate for what Natter is like.


Julie - May 01, 2003 7:04:42 am PDT #1261 of 10005

Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times

Yes. This. :eyes:


Jon B. - May 01, 2003 7:27:02 am PDT #1262 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

12 Angry Natterers: This ain't no Scopes Trial
12 Angry Natterers: William Jennings Bryant v Clarence Darrow the Sequel

OK, you know you're mixing up two different movies, right?


kat perez - May 01, 2003 7:53:29 am PDT #1263 of 10005
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I like Kat's revision, too. But now I'm going to be singing the Sesame Street song all day.

doo doo doo DOO doo, doo doo doo doo DOO doo, Natter Twelve!


Jessica - May 01, 2003 8:02:45 am PDT #1264 of 10005
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times

I like this. Very work-filter-friendly.


Jesse - May 01, 2003 8:05:41 am PDT #1265 of 10005
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times

I like it.

And as much as I'd love onetwothreeFOURfive sixseveneightNINEten eleven twelve, I know it would get in my head and never leave.


Nutty - May 01, 2003 8:40:39 am PDT #1266 of 10005
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

12 Angry Natterers: You Too Can Work Out Your Freudian Issues And Get A Hug From Henry Fonda!

Okay, it's a little long.

12 Angry Natterers: Sweating Together In the Jury Room

12 Angry Natterers: But Is He Really Guilty?

12 Angry Natterers after a while makes me turn over to

Thirty white horses on a red hill: first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.

Which will be fine, when we get to 30. Surely there's a rhymed riddle that mentions 12?