Voting again (early & often, right?) for "Buffy 4: She Saved the World. A lot." and "Buffy 5: Grrr. Arrrgh."

What's sad to me is that Buffy 4 & 5 might last a really long time, with no new shows to discuss. Sniff, end of an era, etc.

I thought Buffy 4 would die a premature death as the teaser started for the final episode?

Grr. Argh. and Sir

See the lengths a Buffista will go to? :)

Now he's foolishly looking up Buffy quotes with "four" in them, despite the "done" and "argh" love, just to cause doubt.

Buffy 4: Four limbs. Doing good.

But when is Buffy "done"? A week after the final episode? After the rerun of the final episode? If I always keep Buffy in my heart, will she never die?

[EDIT: I mean final episode discussion. Of course when the final episode is shown, the show's over. I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.]

And I prefer "She Saved The World. A Lot." as a final thread.

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Buffista Bureaucracy:

Dear Editor---

I am a poster of a certain age. Some of my little friends say Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be over on May 20, 2003. Papa says, "If you see it in Buffista Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer it's so." Please tell me the truth,

If I always keep Buffy in my heart, will she never die?

Pinwiz O'Hanlon

Pinwiz, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Pinwiz, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere (not Mere) insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Pinwiz, there is a Buffy Summers. She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Buffy Summers! It would be as dreary as if there were no Pinwizzes. There would be no childlike faith then (not to mention Faith!), no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Buffy! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the graveyards on Hallowe'en to catch Buffy, but even if you did not see Buffy, stake in hand, what would that prove? Nobody (well, in the U.S. of A., anyhow) sees (new) Buffy (after 5/22/03 8:00 pm Eastern, 7:00 pm central, and 8:00 pm, Pacific) but that is no sign that there is no Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Pinwiz, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Buffy! Thank God! she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Pinwiz, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of Buffistahood. There was no ancient prophecy about a slayer and her friends. But there will be legends, now and forever.

::sniff::

They should film that and show it every Christmas.

"Your honor, these letters prove that the Post Office, a branch of the United States government, recognizes Buffy Summers as the one, and only, Vampire Slayer."

t Quick cut to scene of Xander clamping his hand over Faith's mouth as she tries to speak up...