Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.

'Out Of Gas'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Cindy - Apr 26, 2003 6:46:22 am PDT #1170 of 10005
Nobody

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Buffista Bureaucracy:

Dear Editor---

I am a poster of a certain age. Some of my little friends say Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be over on May 20, 2003. Papa says, "If you see it in Buffista Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer it's so." Please tell me the truth,

If I always keep Buffy in my heart, will she never die?

Pinwiz O'Hanlon

Pinwiz, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Pinwiz, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere (not Mere) insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Pinwiz, there is a Buffy Summers. She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Buffy Summers! It would be as dreary as if there were no Pinwizzes. There would be no childlike faith then (not to mention Faith!), no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Buffy! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the graveyards on Hallowe'en to catch Buffy, but even if you did not see Buffy, stake in hand, what would that prove? Nobody (well, in the U.S. of A., anyhow) sees (new) Buffy (after 5/22/03 8:00 pm Eastern, 7:00 pm central, and 8:00 pm, Pacific) but that is no sign that there is no Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Pinwiz, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Buffy! Thank God! she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Pinwiz, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of Buffistahood. There was no ancient prophecy about a slayer and her friends. But there will be legends, now and forever.


DXMachina - Apr 26, 2003 6:50:10 am PDT #1171 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

::sniff::


amych - Apr 26, 2003 6:53:00 am PDT #1172 of 10005
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

They should film that and show it every Christmas.


DXMachina - Apr 26, 2003 7:11:57 am PDT #1173 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

"Your honor, these letters prove that the Post Office, a branch of the United States government, recognizes Buffy Summers as the one, and only, Vampire Slayer."

t Quick cut to scene of Xander clamping his hand over Faith's mouth as she tries to speak up...


Cindy - Apr 26, 2003 7:18:38 am PDT #1174 of 10005
Nobody

candyb - Apr 26, 2003 7:38:24 am PDT #1175 of 10005

I vote Big Damn Evil and Grrr Arrrgh.


amyth - Apr 26, 2003 9:07:33 am PDT #1176 of 10005
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Cindy! I believe!

Thanks for writing that.

eta: voting for saved the world...a lot.


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2003 12:06:49 pm PDT #1177 of 10005
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, I meant that "grr argh" could be any old ME show.

Big Damn Evil, Sir and Saved the World... A Lot


candyb - Apr 26, 2003 12:23:58 pm PDT #1178 of 10005

Anyone have a hi res version of the Buffista logo they could send me or tell me where to download one? Thanks.


Cindy - Apr 26, 2003 12:46:56 pm PDT #1179 of 10005
Nobody

candy, I don't know if this is a bad thing or anything, but I just right clicked on the logo and then clicked on the menu options for "properties" and got this url:

[link]

Here's the part I'm not sure is a bad thing, can't you just save a copy from that page?

(Please, nobody hurt me)