This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Voting Discussion: We're Screwing In Light Bulbs AIFG!  

We open it up, we talks the talk, we votes, we shuts it down. This thread is to free up Bureaucracy for daily details as we hammer out the Big Issues towards a vote. Open only when a proposal has been made and seconded according to Buffista policy (Which we voted on!). If this thread is closed, hie thee to Bureaucracy instead!


amych - Aug 08, 2018 8:59:57 am PDT #10174 of 10289
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I dig the words. And I totally support the idea behind them.


Beverly - Aug 08, 2018 9:40:32 am PDT #10175 of 10289
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Good words. I like those words, I'm behind this idea, all the way.


DavidS - Aug 08, 2018 4:00:14 pm PDT #10176 of 10289
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't feel like this thread has had nearly enough contention in it. How can you pass a resolution without making somebody cry or pound their keyboard?


Connie Neil - Aug 08, 2018 6:57:26 pm PDT #10177 of 10289
brillig

Cilantro tastes like soap!


DavidS - Aug 08, 2018 7:59:14 pm PDT #10178 of 10289
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cilantro tastes like soap!

Thank you! This is also a fact.


Laura - Aug 09, 2018 2:40:20 am PDT #10179 of 10289
Our wings are not tired.

Without any objection we can always make the change via bullshit consensus.

Wait, what am I saying? We love to vote!


Kate P. - Aug 09, 2018 4:49:37 am PDT #10180 of 10289
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ahem! I have a long list of objections to the proposed changes and a detailed rationale for each objection!

Oh wait, actually I approve of both the message and the wording. Carry on.


-t - Aug 09, 2018 4:56:58 am PDT #10181 of 10289
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Words good, fire bad, tree pretty.


Jessica - Aug 09, 2018 5:34:44 am PDT #10182 of 10289
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't feel like this thread has had nearly enough contention in it. How can you pass a resolution without making somebody cry or pound their keyboard?

I made the mistake of hitting "Recent" and reading the last Lightbulbs case we opened - I think we deserve a nice easy one, you know?

Also, COME AT ME KATE, I'M READY FOR YOU.


DXMachina - Aug 09, 2018 7:17:15 am PDT #10183 of 10289
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

My name is DXMachina, and I approve of this message.

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