Ava is a MENACE and I love her.

So much love! That was such a fun episode.

I like the yolk only to be runny. I do not enjoy gelatinous whites.

Exactly. Yolks I like warm but can handle cold. Whites gotta be cooked. No snot.

I have been kicked in the buttocks by allergies for the last eight days. I'm trying to avoid it turning into a sinus infection but yesterday was a celebration of life for a very dear and very social friend so it was packed and a lot of people to be around. Some of us needs our lungs, Lesley. But she'd have loved the party. It felt like JZ's memorial.

I’m so sorry for your loss, Sheryl.

My brain is too much of a jumble to do a catch-up post so I'll just share one moment of my day. This is my first day off in.. a while.. so I only left my apartment once to collect a package from the front door. While I was down there my across-the-hall neighbor and her small daughter came in. The kid had previously been pretty shy but today she came right up to me and said, "I'm in kindergarten!" and when I asked if she was liking it she said "My hair is pink!" then with a little prodding wished me a good night.

Argh. About an hour ago, I missed the last step of the staircase in our house and went down. I have fucked up my right ankle and foot. I'm going to go right to an ortho tomorrow. It's not super swollen. And I can put weight on it, and nothing is blue or numb, so I'm skipping ER. I didn't hit my head or anything.

But. It does hurt, and if had to guess, I'd guess I may have a hairline fracture or two. Like put it in a boot at the most. It has improved pain wise over two hours, though. Anyway, some general lower extremity ~ma of you can spare some.

Oh, JenP, that's the worst!

Wishing you mildly-tweaked-at-worst-ma!

Now it is time for my periodic PSA: The Stairs Are Trying To Kill Us All. Do not take the gravity for granted, as it will fuck you up.

Hold on to the rail, and never go down the stairs with both hands full. You will fucking bite it.

Ow, JenP! Hope it’s an easy recovery! Ankles are bullshit!

Today is a wonderful Monday of celebration because we have three Buffistas born on this day!!! Matt the Bruins fan, Cashmere, and megan walker are sent the most sincere wishes for days filled with joy and delight. May this year bring all your favorite treats.

Sending bubblewrap~ma to JenP. Ankles and stairs are indeed bullshit.

Wow, a triple threat!

Happy Birthday, Matt!

Happy Birthday, Cash!

Happy Birthday, megan walker!

Enjoy the day, and here's wishing a year with much joy in it for you.

On a separate note - non-displaced fracture on my outside ankle bone, aka, end of fibula, aka, lateral malleolus. Did NOT knock anything else out of place, and nothing else is broken. All told, as lucky as I could have been (other than nothing wrong at all), and I am thankful. Have boot but will not be stomping, because that would hurt. Thank you for the ~ma.

David -- 100% concur with yoir PSA. I don't know what happened last night! I usually hold the freaking rail!

Phew, a boot is better than a cast for sure. Yes, David's PSA is quite apt.