I’ve had bedrooms with a door to the outside, didn’t bother me

It freaks me out because it's like -- if you let your hand hang over the edge of the bed, the boogeyman under the bed is going to get your hand, right? Well, a whole door to the outside is basically an invitation for the boogeyman and all his monster friends to come on in and get your hands.

I'm totally aware this is irrational. But I'm also not inviting the boogeyman in, y'all.

Understandable!

When I was a kid I made my peace with the thought that if someone really wanted in my house there was nothing I could do about so I should just go to sleep and the relative security of doors and windows rarely bothers me. Dangling feet off the bed is just unnecessary risk.

That is a LOT of pink.