Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Apr 10, 2025 1:24:34 pm PDT #6699 of 6787
Punishingly Intricate

When I explained to my management chain - again - that my feature writers update the release notes a minimum of 5 times a week because PMs didn't think to mention a change was going out, they made horrified noises. Again. Just like every time

Hold up, are you actually me posting from my old job??


Atropa - Apr 10, 2025 1:27:27 pm PDT #6700 of 6787
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hold up, are you actually me posting from my old job??

AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh it's not just my pack of PMs who don't do this?

I've met most of them in person, and they're good people. They just have this blank spot in their brain around "accurate documentation is part of feature release, yes really, our C-team leader emphatically said that".


Dana - Apr 10, 2025 1:44:02 pm PDT #6701 of 6787
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I know we said "code freeze", but what we actually meant was "code freeze except for these three things which are too important to leave out. And those three things can change at any minute. And we will tell you nothing."


lisah - Apr 10, 2025 2:11:11 pm PDT #6702 of 6787
Punishingly Intricate

I was able to gently guide (er…bully ) the teams my team supported into more rigorous release practices eventually but it was a struggle.


P.M. Marc - Apr 10, 2025 2:52:12 pm PDT #6703 of 6787
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I know we said "code freeze", but what we actually meant was "code freeze except for these three things which are too important to leave out. And those three things can change at any minute. And we will tell you nothing."

AHAHAHAHA.

The number of times I had to mention in Jiras last year that we were in a release freeze, no really...


Calli - Apr 10, 2025 4:16:17 pm PDT #6704 of 6787
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We’re going to hear next Tuesday how my employer plans to respond to all the everything. We’ve already had hiring and traveling freezes. I think the next step is stopping contributions to our retirement funds and then layoffs. No idea where my department will land. I wish I still had a Xanax prescription.


Karl - Apr 10, 2025 4:17:36 pm PDT #6705 of 6787
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Documentation folks, as a former software QA manager I hear you, and it's giving me unpleasant flashbacks.

"What do you mean, we actually have to run the entire test suite on this last-minute emergency fix before it goes into the release? That'll take hours!"

"Great. You can spend those hours documenting what the new fix does."

"But that's the docs team's job!"

"Have the docs team even seen the new code?"

"Well, no ...."

face from The Office


-t - Apr 10, 2025 4:26:52 pm PDT #6706 of 6787
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Calli}}} Good luck!


Beverly - Apr 10, 2025 4:56:08 pm PDT #6707 of 6787
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"Oh, sweetie, you're barely a 2--how do you think you rate a 3, let alone a 5?"

Eight's old enough to understand and appreciate sarcasm, right? All right, I'm sorry, wrong approach. But it felt good for a minute.

I'm sorry about the job woes and misunderstandings and refusals to get things right.

In other news, the dental appointment was a big nothing. And I'll happily take it.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2025 5:11:39 pm PDT #6708 of 6787
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh! Jesse, I meant to say earlier that today for lunch I heated up the chicken/tomato/corn/bean conglomeration over rice, and it's very tasty heated up. I threw a little grated cheese on top, too, because cheese is always good.