Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erin_obscure - May 07, 2024 4:20:52 pm PDT #190 of 2662
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Yall will appreciate this. My dude has his colonoscopy tomorrow so today is the big prep. Of course I asked about his planned diversions for the evening and he was planning on playing Civ as being the perfect “one more turn game”. Well, the drinking of the grossness hasn’t even commenced yet and he’s already over Civ for the day, apparently, so he started watching Buffy. He’s never seen Buffy before, totally missed out. He does love Firefly/Serenity so ive low key nudged a couple times. But tonight? On the one hand, im thrilled that he’s immersing in the lore. On the other hand, this is literally the worst day to associate with season 1!!!


DavidS - May 07, 2024 4:23:50 pm PDT #191 of 2662
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

On the other hand, this is literally the worst day to associate with season 1!!!

Wait until he gets to the episode when the monster of the week was a colonoscopy in demonic form!


dcp - May 07, 2024 4:28:02 pm PDT #192 of 2662
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye

Has he seen Dogma ?


-t - May 07, 2024 4:28:07 pm PDT #193 of 2662
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

After eating my sauceless tempura I went to the bathroom to wash my greasy fingers. Someone I knew came out of the stalls to wash her hands and I had a moment of "do I say hi? Do I smile and nod?" but we just did not make any eye contact at all so no interaction was needed. Made me think of Matilda


DavidS - May 07, 2024 4:41:26 pm PDT #194 of 2662
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Made me think of Matilda

You don't want to get written up for reckless eyeballin'!


Steph L. - May 07, 2024 4:44:41 pm PDT #195 of 2662
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

we just did not make any eye contact at all so no interaction was needed.

That saved you a trip to HR.


-t - May 07, 2024 6:28:34 pm PDT #196 of 2662
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bullet dodged!


Calli - May 07, 2024 6:45:20 pm PDT #197 of 2662
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Forgot to say, sorry about the bad Sunday, Gud. It sounds like you got a lot done, though.

Work is worky. I enjoyed spending some time with smonster and I got some summer travels settled (visiting my niece and her family in their new place).


flea - May 08, 2024 6:39:51 am PDT #198 of 2662
information libertarian

In teenage angst news, Dillo had his wisdom teeth out last Friday, took AP Chemistry Monday, is taking AP English as we speak (3 40-minute essays!!) and has a crisis brewing in ceramics, as the kiln fires tomorrow and he is not finished, thanks to the things listed above.

But as far as I know he has no ongoing bathroom beef issues.


Jessica - May 08, 2024 7:22:54 am PDT #199 of 2662
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My normally over-responsible 16 year-old left his keys & ID at school yesterday after his AP Stats exam, and then forgot to go to his driver's ed lecture in the evening. He felt terrible about both and as recompense, woke up early and made everybody pancakes for breakfast! (He was already forgiven, and he can make up the driver's ed class tonight, but hey, pancakes!)