Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 30, 2026 1:59:03 pm PDT #13769 of 14046
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mmmm, pie.


DavidS - Aug 30, 2026 2:54:31 pm PDT #13770 of 14046
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Just got back from an open house with Emmett and his gf Kalena.

Cute place, gorgeous living room with fireplace: [link]

Don't be fooled by the asking price - it will go well over.

It's the whole building so two units, with a tenant on the bottom floor. Big garage, small backyard.

Surrounding neighborhood is very lively with tons of restaurants and markets.

The view out the front window is Golden Gate Park.

Emmett wants it bad, so we'll make a bid on it. Have to talk to my realtor to see where a competitive bid would be. But I have a notion about where it will land.


meara - Aug 30, 2026 3:45:44 pm PDT #13771 of 14046

That is wild David. I can’t imagine.

Askye that’s so good!!

And I, like javachik, often forget if I don’t post you don’t know I’m reading. Which I always am. (…ok wait now that sounds creepy…)

Also, Shir, if you are reading, I am amused how much of an impression you made on my friend Jen when you met her in Seattle—we just traveled together and she mentioned you a couple times! I’d forgotten you even met. (She thought you seemed cool and kind but with good boundaries, apparently)


dcp - Aug 30, 2026 4:19:49 pm PDT #13772 of 14046
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

David, what would happen to his/your old place?


Calli - Aug 30, 2026 5:31:53 pm PDT #13773 of 14046
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That’s gorgeous, Hec!

it is possible to install a wood burning fireplace after the fact as long as you are okay with a stove type? I had one installed in my den here in CT and love it!!

I’d certainly consider it. But I’m finding way more fireplaces than main floor laundries. Unless you’re lake front (which I can’t afford), pretty much every one around here has a basement, because we’re prone to tornadoes. And I guess once there’s a basement, most people shove the laundry setup there. But, while I haven’t run the numbers, I strongly suspect more senior citizens die from falling down stairs than from tornadoes, and I plan to age in place. So, a unicorn hunting I shall go.


lisah - Aug 31, 2026 6:33:37 am PDT #13774 of 14046
Punishingly Intricate

We had my mother-in-law’s laundry facilities up to the main floor from the basement so she could continue living in her home and not need to go to the basement. So, that’s something you might keep in mind as an option, Calli.


-t - Aug 31, 2026 8:19:33 am PDT #13775 of 14046
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

One of my mom's must-haves when they were house-hunting for the house they now live in was indoor laundry, which was hard to find! Mostly it's out in the garage or completely outside, apparently (mine is in the garage). I'm not sure wood-burning fireplaces are even allowed here these days. Not in new builds, I'm pretty sure. Good luck, with finding something that will work for you, Calli!

That place is gorgeous, Hec, I can see why Emmett would want it!


Cass - Aug 31, 2026 9:30:37 am PDT #13776 of 14046
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And I, like javachik, often forget if I don’t post you don’t know I’m reading.
Me three.


-t - Aug 31, 2026 9:47:51 am PDT #13777 of 14046
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If y'all would support me in email like you used to, I'd know you were reading

[**KIDDING** I don't read my email, for the most part, I wouldn't know if you were]


Jessica - Aug 31, 2026 10:14:40 am PDT #13778 of 14046
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If y'all would support me in email like you used to, I'd know you were reading

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA