River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

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-t - Aug 04, 2026 3:02:53 pm PDT #13483 of 13484
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes! I am SO GLAD they mentioned it was the penultimate episode in the intro because I have gotten very lost. Although now I don't know if there's more Welcome to the Horizon (this season). I'm guessing no, but who knows?

And I actually wanted to say after the last Welcome to the Horizon that that Hovercraft song slaps


Steph L. - Aug 04, 2026 3:20:10 pm PDT #13484 of 13484
That which does not kill you should RUN

Yes! I am SO GLAD they mentioned it was the penultimate episode in the intro because I have gotten very lost.

Tim and I thought it was the season finale, right until Joe said "penultimate." So that was exciting, like we were getting another episode as a treat!

Although now I don't know if there's more Welcome to the Horizon (this season). I'm guessing no, but who knows?

There is not -- there's just the one more episode of Midnight Burger, but I feel like all the Hood's Pocket folks have to still be there, right? Like, this episode has to be Operation Rescue Frank, right? (Spoiler font for Jen.)

And I actually wanted to say after the last Welcome to the Horizon that that Hovercraft song slaps

Motorbike!!! Hovercraft just dropped the hottest single of 2026!

But anyway, I cannot think of a better end to Kroc than the way this episode did it. Poetic, indeed. Joe Fisher, you magnificent bastard.


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