No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Sheryl - Jun 15, 2026 4:49:07 pm PDT #13040 of 13049
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Filled out my ballot for the primary and dropped it in the ballot collection bin.(or whatever they're calling it) Not much else going on here.


-t - Jun 15, 2026 5:01:33 pm PDT #13041 of 13049
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Have successfully stayed awake for six more hours and actually got some stuff done. Yay.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2026 5:50:38 pm PDT #13042 of 13049
That which does not kill you should RUN

In one of my group chats, one of my friends was excited because she talked her husband into playing guitar at an open mic night, and she said the name of the pub is "Immortal Vibes." You can't ignore a setup like that, so I said "The name of that bar makes it sound like a place vampires hang out."

NOT A SINGLE LAUGH. How dare.


dcp - Jun 15, 2026 6:29:58 pm PDT #13043 of 13049
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Would a Highlander joke have fared any better?


-t - Jun 15, 2026 6:35:30 pm PDT #13044 of 13049
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is legit hilarious, Tep


P.M. Marc - Jun 15, 2026 6:35:36 pm PDT #13045 of 13049
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

NOT A SINGLE LAUGH. How dare.

As one still cranky about the time Ticky asked (while watching Wednesday S1, ages ago), if I thought Tim Burton had any patterns, and I replied "Black and white stripes?" and NO ONE LAUGHED, I both feel your pain and give them the side eye.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2026 7:36:54 pm PDT #13046 of 13049
That which does not kill you should RUN

NO ONE LAUGHED, I both feel your pain and give them the side eye.

I would have laughed! I'm laughing right now!


sj - Jun 15, 2026 9:21:29 pm PDT #13047 of 13049
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I’m laughing.


Laura - Jun 16, 2026 3:57:50 am PDT #13048 of 13049
Our wings are not tired.

Today we celebrate askye's birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day. May this year be filled with laughter and an abundance of joyful moments.


JenP - Jun 16, 2026 5:20:30 am PDT #13049 of 13049

I am laughing at BOTH of those jokes this morning, so there, people who didn't. Take that!

I need to get a ton done today. Send productivity vibes, please.

And, Happy Birthday, askye! Hope you have a fab day and a great year ahead!


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