All you can eat dumplings sounds very dangerous. I would probably need to be forceably removed
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 05, 2026 8:42:38 am PST #11854 of 12311
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Jessica - Mar 05, 2026 10:31:21 am PST #11855 of 12311
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Minor annoyance of the day - the grain bowl I had delivered for lunch is missing the avocado and dressing I ordered, and there doesn't seem to be any way for me to give feedback to the restaurant (and get my $2 back for the avocado they didn't give me) without it rebounding onto the DoorDash driver (who biked through freezing slush and deserves all the stars).
Jessica - Mar 05, 2026 10:32:03 am PST #11856 of 12311
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(I can't get anyone to pick up the phone, they keep redirecting me to their website which only gives me the option of giving feedback to DoorDash. But DoorDash isn't the one who fucked up my lunch! Grr!)
-t - Mar 05, 2026 11:29:37 am PST #11857 of 12311
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
OH NO! How aggravating to have a legitimate complaint and no way to reach the correct manager. And WOES ON MISSING AVOCADO THAT IS SAD
Tom Scola - Mar 05, 2026 11:45:38 am PST #11858 of 12311
They pay me in WOIMS
Holy shit, Kristi Noem is apparently holding a press conference where everybody EXCEPT HER knows she’s been fired.
-t - Mar 05, 2026 11:49:40 am PST #11859 of 12311
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, wow, that sounds amazing!
DavidS - Mar 05, 2026 12:55:45 pm PST #11860 of 12311
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Holy shit, Kristi Noem is apparently holding a press conference where everybody EXCEPT HER knows she’s been fired.
Ha! I'm reminded of Giuliani's press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.
meara - Mar 05, 2026 12:57:51 pm PST #11861 of 12311
She deserves everything she gets.
Unlike anyone who did not receive avocado or dressing!! That sucks.
Laura - Mar 05, 2026 1:27:59 pm PST #11862 of 12311
Our wings are not tired.
Unlike anyone who did not receive avocado or dressing!! That sucks.
So true. No doubt the replacement will be just as awful. She is supposedly getting some new, unheard-of position.
Jessica - Mar 05, 2026 1:48:41 pm PST #11863 of 12311
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think an avocado would make a better DHS Secretary than anyone Trump is likely to nominate