OH NO! How aggravating to have a legitimate complaint and no way to reach the correct manager. And WOES ON MISSING AVOCADO THAT IS SAD
Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'
Buffy ,'Help'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 05, 2026 11:29:37 am PST #11857 of 12317
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Tom Scola - Mar 05, 2026 11:45:38 am PST #11858 of 12317
They pay me in WOIMS
Holy shit, Kristi Noem is apparently holding a press conference where everybody EXCEPT HER knows she’s been fired.
-t - Mar 05, 2026 11:49:40 am PST #11859 of 12317
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, wow, that sounds amazing!
DavidS - Mar 05, 2026 12:55:45 pm PST #11860 of 12317
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Holy shit, Kristi Noem is apparently holding a press conference where everybody EXCEPT HER knows she’s been fired.
Ha! I'm reminded of Giuliani's press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.
meara - Mar 05, 2026 12:57:51 pm PST #11861 of 12317
She deserves everything she gets.
Unlike anyone who did not receive avocado or dressing!! That sucks.
Laura - Mar 05, 2026 1:27:59 pm PST #11862 of 12317
Our wings are not tired.
Unlike anyone who did not receive avocado or dressing!! That sucks.
So true. No doubt the replacement will be just as awful. She is supposedly getting some new, unheard-of position.
Jessica - Mar 05, 2026 1:48:41 pm PST #11863 of 12317
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think an avocado would make a better DHS Secretary than anyone Trump is likely to nominate
JenP - Mar 05, 2026 1:49:50 pm PST #11864 of 12317
We can only hope that's where yours went.
-t - Mar 05, 2026 2:03:58 pm PST #11865 of 12317
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Absolutely true, Jess.
Dana - Mar 05, 2026 2:48:33 pm PST #11866 of 12317
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Markwayne Mullins is apparently the new head of DHS, so I think we're gonna long for the avocado.