Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2026 7:57:40 am PST #10897 of 10960
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We've all known each other long enough that we've gone from posting about corsets to posting about MRIs, and I think that's beautiful.

I love you guys!

Now, about my rheumatism and lumbago... 👨‍🦯


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2026 8:08:01 am PST #10898 of 10960
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yer hip is certified “ain’t right”, Steph!

The results in MyChart were actually just 10 "scream" emojis. But they got the point across quite well.


-t - Jan 05, 2026 8:51:08 am PST #10899 of 10960
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If someone starts explaining what corsets are ok to wear for an MRI I might ascend


meara - Jan 05, 2026 9:23:27 am PST #10900 of 10960

Well, can’t be a corset with metal boning, obvi.

I am over this whole “working thing”. Surely an hour is plenty. I want to go back to Heated Rivalry some more. Way more fun.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2026 9:47:02 am PST #10901 of 10960
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, can’t be a corset with metal boning, obvi.

Classic whalebone it is!

Back in the office, and may I just say, having to work to earn a living? Utter bullshit. Where is my previously unknown great-uncle leaving me his vast fortune already.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2026 9:48:00 am PST #10902 of 10960
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I want to go back to Heated Rivalry some more. Way more fun.

All the characters in that universe get to play a GAME for a living and then retire in their mid-30s as multi-millionaires! What am I even doing with my life?


lisah - Jan 05, 2026 9:53:11 am PST #10903 of 10960
Punishingly Intricate

I have a stupid cold and suddenly have barely any sense of smell and it’s FREAKING ME OUT. Smell is one of my superpowers.


-t - Jan 05, 2026 9:55:14 am PST #10904 of 10960
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh no! Kryptonite sucks


Tom Scola - Jan 05, 2026 9:56:30 am PST #10905 of 10960
hwæt

Did you get tested for COVID?


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2026 9:57:20 am PST #10906 of 10960
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Kryptonite doesn't cause Covid.