You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 25, 2025 9:39:51 am PST #10745 of 11179
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tim and I gave each other heart-themed jewelry for Christmas

Totally adorable!

Dad took a tumble on the stairs last night (answering the flood alert phone call)

Yikes! Hope it's nothing that can't be fixed with an ice pack.


erikaj - Dec 25, 2025 10:06:18 am PST #10746 of 11179
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

we are also having cherry pie today--the cherry continues to be the official Buffista fruit.


chrismg - Dec 25, 2025 10:42:52 am PST #10747 of 11179
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Hmm. We have no cherry pie here, but I did bring a strawberry tart from the farmers market in San Antonio.

Also Mom got me the immersion blender I wanted, so we may have homemade potato soup later.


Sheryl - Dec 25, 2025 11:14:28 am PST #10748 of 11179
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies and Happy Holidays all!

Yesterday I had the day off, and got my car back from the body shop.

Not much going on here, other than Gary watching the Commanders lose.

I have tomorrow off as well, and Gary has the whole week between Xmas and New Year's off, so we will go up to get Mr. S in the morning.


-t - Dec 25, 2025 11:43:39 am PST #10749 of 11179
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, hearts and cherries! Bizarro Gift of the Magi with a happy ending

We had cranberry apple pie for breakfast. Not cherry but damn good.

My parents’ TV just suddenly died on Monday so we are watching football on my laptop.


Tom Scola - Dec 25, 2025 12:33:44 pm PST #10750 of 11179
hwæt

I took Christmas off this year. The thought of shlepping to either of my sisters’ places didn’t excite me this year. Even if I went, it would have felt like I was just going through the motions. Instead, I’m sitting on my couch eating Chinese takeout.


DavidS - Dec 25, 2025 12:50:58 pm PST #10751 of 11179
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Instead, I’m sitting on my couch eating Chinese takeout.

Like a real New Yorker!

One of the nice things about making a beef tenderloin filet for Xmas eve dinner, is having steak and eggs for breakfast the next morning.

This was Matilda's BF's first xmas with us, and I think he was a bit overwhelmed with the muchness of stuff.

He's a huge Spider-Man fan and I got him a cool sweater that subtly but clearly evokes Spidey.

I was gifted several gorgeous scarves.


chrismg - Dec 25, 2025 12:55:32 pm PST #10752 of 11179
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Also a valid choice, Tom!


Tom Scola - Dec 25, 2025 1:05:09 pm PST #10753 of 11179
hwæt

Fortune cookie #1: On Saturday night, you’ll dance like nobody’s watching.

Fortune cookie #2: Love is in your present.


-t - Dec 25, 2025 1:22:00 pm PST #10754 of 11179
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What a mix of specific and vague!