Matilda's beau and friend slept over in the garden apartment last night.
So they wandered upstairs and I fed them mashed potatoes and gravy for breakfast (at their request) and trimmed Matilda's hair (at her request), before she headed off to do her first Black Friday shift in the retail world.
I cleaned a bunch of pots and now I have more pots to clean! Sisyphus ain't got shit on my dishes.
But I just had my first turkey sandwich and it was glorious and now I'm droopy and mellow with tryptophans.