And I myself will be wearing pink taffeta as chenille would not go with my complexion.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Jan 14, 2021 8:37:42 am PST #2385 of 29425
Our wings are not tired.

Laura! Grandparenthood - congratulations! More details please.

Oh, let me tell you about my grandchild! Jonathan Garcia Holt was born 5 weeks early and was a wee 5 lbs 11 oz, 21" long. Considering his parents are both over 6', that was tiny. She pushed 3 times! Those of us who delivered the huge babies were most jealous. Originally they had planned to give her a c-section because of her EDS, but because of his size they were able to do a natural birth without her dislocating hips or anything. They had a time of it keeping him awake to eat the first couple weeks. They had a little bootie that monitored his heartrate and oxygen and they took 3 hour shifts monitoring him. Bless Tesla and their generous maternity and paternity leave policies, and excellent health insurance. Although he wasn't strong enough at first to nurse she pumped more than he could consume. Now he wants to wake up Mom & Dad to eat all the time.

I've still only seen him twice as they are more privately negotiating the parenting thing and aren't allowing anyone else to hold him until his gestational birth due date, which is in a couple days!! So hopefully we will be able to hold him this weekend. I did touch his toes already, because baby toes!

I may spam the Buffista FB page with some pictures. He met his 4 month old cousin last week in the park and I have pictures of them both.


Steph L. - Jan 14, 2021 8:51:44 am PST #2386 of 29425
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

Jonathan Garcia Holt was born 5 weeks early and was a wee 5 lbs 11 oz, 21" long. Considering his parents are both over 6', that was tiny.

Wee tiny babe! My brother was 5 lbs 15 oz, and grew into a beast of 6'2", so it's nice to know that they can catch up.


-t - Jan 14, 2021 12:42:59 pm PST #2387 of 29425
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, this is just silly. My department used to maintain sales forecasts for all our accounts - that's done at an aggregate level now so that has supposedly lessened my workload by removing that task. I have stuff I could say about that, but that is not my current purpose. Another department that I work closely with now has to maintain their sales forecasts and didn't before, so I have my coworker in that department leaning on my expertise for how to do the thing that is not my responsibility any more VERY HEAVILY.

I don't mind that she asks, and I do remember how to do it, but it's a ridiculous situation. Streamlined my ass.


-t - Jan 14, 2021 1:02:13 pm PST #2388 of 29425
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hahahaha no one told that department anything at all. Oops. Communication is a core value. Sigh.


Toddson - Jan 14, 2021 1:16:33 pm PST #2389 of 29425
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

We have a "Strategic Communications" team that refuses to share information with the rest of the staff. This morning my boss asked me to include some information about a blog post that they'd sent out ... except they didn't share with staff, so I had to go into our mass email system, find the message and send it to myself, since the preview wouldn't let me get the information or the URL to link to.


-t - Jan 14, 2021 1:21:52 pm PST #2390 of 29425
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I think you have mentioned them before, Toddson. That's Kafkaesque. Or maybe Orwellian.


Dana - Jan 14, 2021 1:22:08 pm PST #2391 of 29425
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

We have a "Strategic Communications" team that refuses to share information with the rest of the staff.

I guess technically that's a strategy.


chrismg - Jan 14, 2021 1:27:00 pm PST #2392 of 29425
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

-t actually, it's more like a Kafkaesque satire on Orwell.

(5 points for anyone that gets the reference)


Jessica - Jan 14, 2021 1:42:59 pm PST #2393 of 29425
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I guess technically that's a strategy.

Dana beat me to it.


Laura - Jan 14, 2021 1:44:13 pm PST #2394 of 29425
Our wings are not tired.

Our strategic communication is more like me yelling, "Are you listening to me?" across the house to DH. We try meetings from time to time.