Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Apr 19, 2023 7:12:02 pm PDT #21792 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I watched Prophecy Girl tonight. I am pleased to see that it held up. When she screams "look it up! tell me my fortune!" I got verklempt all over again.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2023 7:14:05 pm PDT #21793 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This is better, actually; exasperation at dumbness is much more benign than murderous rage.

Why not both? The pandemic made me a big believer in letting natural selection run its course. If only I'd had the foresight to invest in horse de-wormer futures, I could have personally profited from the culling of the herd!


Laura - Apr 19, 2023 7:31:08 pm PDT #21794 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you for the smile, Matt! Truthiness there.


Laura - Apr 20, 2023 7:56:37 am PDT #21795 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My practices seem to think it is a Monday or something. I generally find Thursday a chill day but they didn't get the memo.

ION, the entire state of Florida had an emergency alert alarm test on cell phone, tv, and radio at 4:50 AM. I thought there was a water spout headed at me or something. TEST! I'm going to blame DeSantis just because.

Today is my eldest son's anniversary with his girlfriend. 4 years. Pretty cool. I sent them a gift card for dinner.

4/20 - I should have elected to take the day off work and stay stoned all day!


JenP - Apr 20, 2023 7:58:26 am PDT #21796 of 30000

Hee! Clearly the practices are not honoring the spirit of the holiday.


DavidS - Apr 20, 2023 8:09:46 am PDT #21797 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I fucking hate 420. It's the worst day in San Francisco. Both Booksmith & Alembic close during 420 because Haight street is flooded with the most obnoxious idiots.


Laura - Apr 20, 2023 8:13:45 am PDT #21798 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yuck, I'm sorry to hear that. Here it is just a source of lighthearted jokes. Back when Bobby was doing Tesla service he brought me home the 420 service ticket tag for my car. I think it is still in the glove box.


JenP - Apr 20, 2023 8:21:33 am PDT #21799 of 30000

Yeah, it's not a big deal or annoyance in ol' Herndon, VA. I can see where it would be a pain in some other locales.


meara - Apr 20, 2023 8:41:08 am PDT #21800 of 30000

Oh gosh, I hope things aren’t ridiculous when I go out later tonight, I forgot it was the 20th today.

Laura you should 100% blame De Santis for that.


-t - Apr 20, 2023 9:35:50 am PDT #21801 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

According to Dunkin it's Cold Brew Coffee Day