I feel like a personification of the Gritty "Fuck around and find out" meme. I'm not even really mad (that was yesterday), I'm cackling in menacing glee.

The moral: do not piss off a technical writer who has run content planning PM thunderdomes before, it will go poorly for you.

Two codes enter, one code ... runs?

I didn't get the Adam Schiff Law and Order thing until right now, and I mainlined original recipe Law & Order for years. D'oh.

When Congressman Adam Schiff comes up, I always think of actor Richard Schiff (i.e. Toby on The West Wing), and then I waste an hour wishing we were in the Bartlet-presidency universe.

I mean...Sorkin was on drugs, but not the stuff that produces all this here.

Two codes enter, one code ... runs?

Multiple PMs enter, one PM leaves with top priority for documentation. All other PMs must think about their choices and what bribes they're offering me.

One little irony occurred to me - the people who forced their way into the Capitol were, mostly, without masks (of course). I've heard that facial recognition software doesn't work well on anyone except white men.

Cindy, here's nuts-taser guy: [link]

wow ... that's the guy who's being eulogized in various places ... good family man and all that

I mean, the lady who was shot apparently helped someone with his bag on the plane, so that just balances it all out.

I'm also hearing that the other woman who died was trampled to death while holding a Don't Tread On Me flag. But that seems a little too poetic to be real.

Thank you, David.

Forbes was unable to get authorities to confirm or deny if Kevin Greeson, of Athens, Alabama, tasered himself and if that's what brought on the heart attack. [link]

The Greeson family insists Greeson was not there to do any violence, which they say he did not condone. [link]

Meanwhile, someone on Twitter claims Greeson's Parler posts included a photo of himself with two long guns, captioned: "I wish these motherfuckers would come to my hood!" [link]