I knew that one of the demonstrators who died yesterday had accidentally Tasered himself.
What I now know is that he tased himself in the balls while trying to steal Thomas Paine's portrait.
I got to tell JZ this story while she giggled and just said, "Common Sense."
Oh my word, is this true? I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid of the results a careless Google could bring.
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Oh, that earworm. Darn you, wee Topic!Cindy.
Apparently the woman who died was a 14-year Air Force veteran, and a top-level security ... person? I have to find receipts for that, but jesus. And tasering yourself in the balls ... I can't.
I knew that one of the demonstrators who died yesterday had accidentally Tasered himself.
OMG, is there an article about this?
eating. right, I should do that. That might help the mood a bit.
What I now know is that he tased himself in the balls while trying to steal Thomas Paine's portrait.
Totally implausible, this season has gone entirely off the rails
eating. right, I should do that. That might help the mood a bit.
I just had a bowl of oatmeal for this very reason.
What I now know is that he tased himself in the balls while trying to steal Thomas Paine's portrait.
Democracy may be a failed experiment, but at least we still have irony on our side.