Buffistas

I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'

Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.

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DavidS - Feb 11, 2023 8:57:55 am PST #20600 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but it’s a highly successful unintentional experiment in the explosive capabilities of protein shakes.who knew?

Not just explosive but a persistent stink bomb.

So if you're leaving a job you hate, mix up a protein shake in a travel mug and leave it in the file room. One month later - revenge.

-t - Feb 11, 2023 9:16:16 am PST #20601 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Simpler than putting a fish in an air vent

Steph L. - Feb 11, 2023 9:32:59 am PST #20602 of 30000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Happy Birthday, -t!!!

David, that is one hell of a day, and it's not even noon.

Calli - Feb 11, 2023 9:56:45 am PST #20603 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, -t!

I hope fate is front loading all the hassles for you, Hec and JZ, and that they’re done now.

Jessica - Feb 11, 2023 9:59:36 am PST #20604 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Happy birthday, -t!

-t - Feb 11, 2023 10:31:06 am PST #20605 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I’m now having my birthday coffee at Starbucks which required me to talk to the barista to order. Haven’t done that in a while (order ahead through the app is the way). But now I have the fancy clover coffee that isn’t available in my town, so probably worth it

Consuela - Feb 11, 2023 11:15:07 am PST #20606 of 30000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Happy birthday, -t!

I am lounging. Should be doing something but I'm going to the gym in an hour so I refuse to get off the couch yet.

Laura - Feb 11, 2023 11:25:58 am PST #20607 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

Oh that is awful, David! Maybe the spray stuff they make for pet odor would help? Do you have a way to air out the area?

Also, excellent revenge potential. Can we manage this in the office of DeSantis or Scott.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 11, 2023 12:44:27 pm PST #20608 of 30000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I have a feeling there's enough rotten in DeSantis' office that no one would notice the smell.

aurelia - Feb 11, 2023 1:25:39 pm PST #20609 of 30000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I need some mega-Febreze option which will capture and destroy the stench because I've washed every surface five times.

Oh no! I think you want multiple baking soda boxes for that.

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