Readiness for what? The zombie apocalypse?

It doesn't actually say but I think activity in general? It suggested I do some light yoga and I tried that but the video was asking me to do stuff I couldn't so I'm feeling a little betrayed. I am probably less than 1 prepared for the zombie apocalypse unless resignation to being eaten gets me more.

Argh, dad of Tep. Argh!

Well, if you're going to have flames on the side of your face, I'm extra glad you went on vacation.

YES

Maybe have some nice cooling sushi to compensate

I am incandescent with rage. He’d better not call me asking for help with any of this, when he’s turning down treatment while he’s still literally in a place that provides said treatment. Fuck that arrogant, stupid old man.

I wish Julia Sugarbaker speeches worked in the real world. You could let him have it, we could applaud heartily, he'd be suitably chastened and y'all would hug it out - roll credits.

I'm sorry you're going through this. Your last nerve can only take so much.

I have been volunteered to train people in using Excel Pivot tables. I didn't really mean to agree to it, I thought we were just opening the discussion of what that would involve so I could decide if I wanted to but I seem to be committed. Oops. Well, that's something to work on when I don't know what my actual job is, I suppose, and that has been an issue lately.

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Toddson!

Steph, that is infuriating.

Slight Dad update: he wants to go home, but he’s having trouble peeing without a catheter, and they definitely won’t discharge him until either he can pee normally OR they have a plan to address the issue (his prostate is enlarged and maybe it’s time to come out).

Sorry he’s having trouble but seems maybe good that he can’t go home just yet…

Thank you for the Epic update, msbelle. Sending all manner of recovery ~ma.

Thanks msbelle!