Another day, another round of being disappointed by someone who should know better posting support for fucking Joe Rogan.

I'm torn between wanting to know who it is so I don't step in the guacamole inadvertantly and letting my ignorance ride so that the disappointment is a problem for Future Me.

No one you know. It just really ruined my mood for the day.

Disappointment will do that, like a moldy berry that ruins the whole pint.

I meant to say, that is a bummer, Dana.

We had a really good potential buyer look at the house earlier. The realtor was psyched. Said it was a great fit and she wants to see it again next week with her daughter who will be down from NY. He also said there were a couple sales nearby that will be public in a couple days that more than solidly reinforce my asking price, which of course he shared with the other realtor too.

I am so ready to have this behind me. All the good~offer~ma you can muster would be appreciated. Another week of doing a bunch of stuff before they come back.... We get so many people pulling up and taking pictures of the sign. This is peak tourist time so one of the best times for home sales here.

Fortunately, I haven't encountered any blatant Joe Rogan fans, although no doubt my brother listens to him. I did have a friend post a 'who the hell cares about Neil Young' type post. I ignored that but did post a nice Neil Young post in my quiet passive response mode, not to her, but on my page. I have limited my FB time to about 10 minutes a day which has helped my life quite a lot.

I haven't run across anyone specifically defending Joe Rogan, but after an online acquaintance went on a long Wake Up, Sheeple! rant about the "inventor of MRNA vaccines" being censored and the shadowy consipracy manipulating the whole world I looked things up and found that Robert Malone is one of the anti-vax propagandists Joe Rogan has boosted. I strongly suspect a lot of his tinfoil hattery is thanks to listening to Rogan's podcast.

It's just so depressing. This is not going to be the last pandemic. We have to get our act together with respecting real science and real information sources, but it isn't going in that direction. In my snarkier waves I recognize that these Rogan types are actually killing off their fans, but a large percentage of those who listen to this crap are just unwitting victims no different than those ripped off by televangelists or car warranty schemes or any of hundreds of scams. It's just sad, and for way too many millions tragic.

All the good~offer~ma you can muster

Offer-Ma!!

We've been in a flurry of calls/open houses/emails over the last week, and got on a Facetime call this morning with JZ's brother, Lukas, and his husband, TJ (our unofficial financial advisor, as distinct from our official one. TJ used to work in finance at Fidelity, so he's not just amateur advice).

Now that we've looked at five or six properties we've got a better sense of what's out there and where and at what price and what kind of tradeoffs we're willing to make.

But we didn't have a clear idea on what the outer edge of our stretch on finances might be and the places we like best are near that stretch or just beyond it.

So we have to get our pre-approval lined up (it's almost ready), look at the terms, go back to our (official) financial advisor and work out tiers for a monthly budget. So if we buy at the bottom of our budget, how does the math work out. Middle of the tier, top of the tier etc.

(Obviously if we buy at the top of the tier, we have less money to invest and all those implications.)

Other additional wrinkles:

The unicorn house that's a Probate Sale is probably going to be bid up to the top or over our stretch, but it would still be a bargain at that price.

Because it's a Probate Sale we'd have to make an initial bid on it by Feb. 2 BUT we can skip that step and just try to outbid at the actual Court Date. Which might be better because we'll have more time to line up all of our scattered ducks, and also, the bidding increments are set by a formula so we can see where the minimum over bid is at before we'd have to go to the Court Date, and if it's well out of our range we can just skip it.

While we're in a position to buy now, we still haven't received the biggest distribution which will happen after JZ's dad's business is sold. That will probably happen within the next two months (it's been pushed forward, Letter Of Interest has been issued, it's in the approval/disapproval process. If we have to pivot away there are interested other buyers). But there have been so many snags along the way we're clear there's a big difference between the sale SHOULD go through within two months, and it WILL.

We're coming up on the two year anniversary of JZ's father's death and we had expected the business would've been sold before the end of 2020. (As it turns out it has been hugely advantageous that we didn't sell then but usually delays aren't helping you.)

Our realtor has pointed out that we're in a slow period right now, and there will be many more houses for sale on the market over the next two months. So Beautiful Unicorn 2.0 will probably present itself if we wait out the market a little bit.

However, we do have some time constraint because I told Emmett he and his GF could move into our apartment in the summer and he's planning on transferring to San Francisco State to finish his COVID delayed degree.

So it's not just 3D chess, it's 3D chess in Zero Gravity while all the pieces float around.

One of the very appealing things about the Probate Sale/ Unicorn house is that it's a complete Victorian that's been broken out into two separate flats (one per floor). And that would allow us to secure a place for Emmett and Matilda to live in the City going forward, and after we're gone it can be a source of income for them as well.

These are good problems to have and we realize our good fortune, but it's a lot.

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