I had the opposite confusion when everyone was SO! VERY! EXCITED! that my step-grandmother was going to Grease, and I was like, ... it's great, but... and I didn't figure it out until she said she'd be gone for 3 weeks.

Hah!

Incidentally, even leaving the confusion aside, looking back on it my parents were still proposing that Grease was suitable entertainment for an eight year old. What the hell, parents?

Incidentally, even leaving the confusion aside, looking back on it my parents were still proposing that Grease was suitable entertainment for an eight year old. What the hell, parents?

When I was a teenager, I was in a youth theatre group, and we were doing Grease. The younger kids were originally supposed to do Oliver that session, but they begged to do Grease instead, and the director relented, figuring she'd edit the script for them. (This was before those Jr. versions of shows were available, and I'm sure it was violating the licensing agreement.)

Anyway. She gets everything edited, had auditions and casting, and hands out these extremely redacted scripts to the kids for their first read-through. Everything's going great, until the eight-year-old playing Rizzo tells the boys, "Everybody out! What do you think this is, a gang bang?" Then turns to the director to ask, "What's a gang bang?"

Atropa, I sent to your profile address.

Isn't there a production company called Bad Monkey? Or am I thinking of Bad Robot?

I have heard of Anti Monster Spray. Apparently gullible little children think it's as good as an Acme product.

So I want a fast food burger for lunch, but we don't have that in my neighborhood. So maybe I'm going to get poke??? Ridiculous.

Hmmm. Maybe I'll actually go to the supermarket and make myself a burger.

Good morning ish. I wave to the Chicago residents from the direction of ORD. We've been up since 3am Florence time.

I don't want to mock your dilemma, Jesse, but that's funny.

I am balancing how early I want to go have breakfast against how long I want to put off getting dressed. I don't think the temperature is objectively hot yet, but there is a quality to the environment that makes lying down with a lot of skin exposed to air conditioning seem highly desirable

I don't want to mock your dilemma, Jesse, but that's funny.

I know! Otherwise, it's all burritos, and I had a burrito yesterday.

I did go to the store and I did make a burger! And it was delicious. A+ recommend.

Hi Dana!

Psst, Jesse -- Boston Burger Company is in Davis Square. And I'm dead sure you can get a burger at Mike's, which is pretty fast (and delivers).

Your part of Camberville is not unlike a (Fast)food Desert.