I'm 12 years old, because I'm editing an article about a medication used to help people quit smoking marijuana, and it uses the word "bong". More than once. I am DYING. (I feel like maybe "pipe" would be more appropriate, but since the author used the term "bong", I am 100% leaving it in.)
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jun 07, 2019 5:57:17 am PDT #8564 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2019 7:45:22 am PDT #8565 of 30019
What is even happening?
Baby Punctual, welcome to the world!
Congrats, DebetEsse! All the best to you.
Happy belated birthday, dcp, and to -t's brother, too.
I hope JZ and Matilda have a great time.
When I was eight or so, my parents just about gave me a panic attack by asking me if my brothers and I would like to go see Greece. That part was pretty exciting, though I thought they were being pretty casual the way they brought it up. Then M followed up with "Of course, we wouldn't be able to come with you..."
Turns out they were asking if we'd like to go see Grease.
billytea still tells the best stories, I see.
I'm 12 years old, because I'm editing an article about a medication used to help people quit smoking marijuana, and it uses the word "bong". More than once. I am DYING. (I feel like maybe "pipe" would be more appropriate, but since the author used the term "bong", I am 100% leaving it in.)
How could you not?
Beverly - Jun 07, 2019 10:23:03 am PDT #8566 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Hooray, baby! And congratulations, parents!
Hooray, Greece!
Wonderful adventures ahead for everyone concerned!
sj - Jun 07, 2019 10:34:02 am PDT #8567 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Today is not going to plan. TCG took the day off, and I was supposed to be resting. However, ltc has nightmares several times last night, so none of us slept well, and she's been a horror show all day since.
sj - Jun 07, 2019 11:12:57 am PDT #8568 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
And TCG just called me so that I could hear the epic tantrum ltc was pulling. Fun times.
Atropa - Jun 07, 2019 11:17:52 am PDT #8569 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
New baby! Congratulations!
sj, please tell ltc that her fairy gothmother is negotiating with the nightmare monsters on her behalf.
Pix - Jun 07, 2019 11:34:37 am PDT #8570 of 30019
The status is NOT quo.
CONGRATS, DEBET!
sj - Jun 07, 2019 11:44:45 am PDT #8571 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, Atropa. I'll let her know. I think she's upset from me being so sick lately.
DavidS - Jun 07, 2019 12:02:49 pm PDT #8572 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I hope JZ and Matilda have a great time.
So far so good! Last seen they were picking cherries from off the front porch.
I gave Matilda three dictates: (a) try every food proffered with at least one bite; if you hate it, that's enough. If it's just different then take two bites; (b) help clean up because she's staying with family; (c) put your phone down and interact with the family.
She texted me this morning that she had already tried something new to eat and cleaned up their bedroom while JZ was sleeping. Then she insisted that I praise her, which I did.
Sheryl - Jun 07, 2019 12:47:50 pm PDT #8573 of 30019
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
It's Friday. whee.