Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Jun 06, 2019 11:38:09 am PDT #8533 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Debet!


Laura - Jun 06, 2019 11:46:36 am PDT #8534 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I winced when I read it. My first was about 24 hours and the second one was 2-1/2. All it did was compress 24 hours worth of pain in a shorter period of time. Worse! That whole childbirth thing is not for the weak. Why we are not all only children remains a mystery.


Connie Neil - Jun 06, 2019 11:47:48 am PDT #8535 of 30019
brillig

Some tenants do respond promptly to requests to vacate.


Jessica - Jun 06, 2019 11:49:32 am PDT #8536 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Why we are not all only children remains a mystery.

Oxytocin.

YAY NEW TINY BUFFISTA!


amych - Jun 06, 2019 12:04:02 pm PDT #8537 of 30019
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oxytocin.

Initially read as Oxycontin, which is also probably not wrong.


Fred Pete - Jun 06, 2019 12:30:01 pm PDT #8538 of 30019
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congrats, Debet and family!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 06, 2019 12:33:37 pm PDT #8539 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Congratulations, Debet!


Sheryl - Jun 06, 2019 12:57:26 pm PDT #8540 of 30019
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Congrats to Debet and her family!

I'm still amused by the COEXIST bumpersticker I saw where each letter was a different genre show/movie.(The X was from The X-Files, the I was a sonic screwdriver, etc.)


DebetEsse - Jun 06, 2019 1:00:31 pm PDT #8541 of 30019
Woe to the fucking wicked.

He, in fact, arrived on his due date, here-time. We can call him Punctual.

Yeah, the only time I had more than a couple minutes between contractions was when I was getting ready to push. I ended up running the contraction timer since DH had to get the car in order right quick.

He came out so fast, his head isn't pointy, and his lungs were kind of gurgle-y at first (not enough time/pressure to squeeze all the fluid out).

While he's eating pretty well, a couple of times he's given the "feed me" signs and then just fallen asleep while Communing with The Boob without latching at all.


DavidS - Jun 06, 2019 1:03:37 pm PDT #8542 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Congratulations to Debet and fam!!

Oofda, I'm all bedraggled and tired because JZ and Matilda got up at 4am in prep for their flight to Greece, and I helped them get ready and down to the street for the cab.

They've already completed the first leg from SF to NJ, and from there they go directly to Greece where family picks them up.