It's all been a 20-year plot to get you to buy a Shark, though.
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 13, 2019 6:15:55 am PDT #7732 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
EpicTangent - May 13, 2019 6:20:12 am PDT #7733 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Sell a vacuum, earn a toaster? The small appliance market is getting ca-ray-zy!
*Note, I have also been looking at Sharks of late.
meara - May 13, 2019 6:21:15 am PDT #7734 of 30019
Aww, yay flea. Go us!
Jessica - May 13, 2019 6:27:02 am PDT #7735 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think my vacuum is also a Shark. It's a light model that I can almost lift with one finger. I love it.
Steph L. - May 13, 2019 6:27:14 am PDT #7736 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It's all been a 20-year plot to get you to buy a Shark, though.
Truth. I love our Shark. Get with the program, flea!
I was in Colorado from Friday through yesterday for my brother's graduation from grad school, and my brain is not working at all right now. Which is unfortunate, because I didn't take today off work.
-t - May 13, 2019 6:34:33 am PDT #7737 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's all been a 20-year plot to get you to buy a Shark, though.
Ha! I will not buy a Shark! You will have to keep trying to convince me
[wheels within wheels]
I have been beset by an army of ducks with sharp little beaks. That's all I really want to say about that.
Topic!Cindy - May 13, 2019 7:01:31 am PDT #7738 of 30019
What is even happening?
My previous vacuum was a Dyson, which I believe I bought due to Buffista influence.
Dear -t's Duck Army: Duck off
Laura - May 13, 2019 7:04:06 am PDT #7739 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
I looked at the Shark options, but was overwhelmed and shelved it for another day. I anticipate seeing Shark ads every single website I visit for the next 6 months.
Theodosia - May 13, 2019 7:07:47 am PDT #7740 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Does trade sanctions with China bring out a sudden need for vacuum cleaners?
aurelia - May 13, 2019 7:11:44 am PDT #7741 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I've decided that a corded hand vac is enough for me. I probably need to replace the filter in that though.
The fact that this happened? And we're like this? So many of us? Wow.
Right? Back when Fringe was still on I felt like I was starting to connect with the watch & post crowd for my time zone elsewhere but when that show ended it fell apart because of the structure and focus of the other site.
-t, should we look into duck muzzles for you?