I am the only one with a February birthday in the department I get no cake until March. The end of March. I do not find this satisfactory.
Total bullshit! Unacceptable. You should get your own February cake on your day and not have to share.
You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
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Laura - Mar 01, 2019 9:03:30 am PST #5462 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
Jessica - Mar 01, 2019 9:14:34 am PST #5463 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Total bullshit! Unacceptable. You should get your own February cake on your day and not have to share.
TELL THEM THE BUFFISTAS WANT YOU TO HAVE YOUR CAKE IN FEBRUARY
-t - Mar 01, 2019 9:23:26 am PST #5464 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, no, I don't want them knowing about you! That would be terrible.
Dana - Mar 01, 2019 9:37:28 am PST #5465 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Tell them you asked the internet, and the internet supports you.
-t - Mar 01, 2019 9:41:16 am PST #5466 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That should work. Everyone believes the internet.
Also, today is apparently Employee Appreciation Day? We got an email thanking us for all our hard work and are being entered in a raffle so some people will get some kind of bonus-y thing but no leaving early or free lunch or what have you for the rest of us. I was feeling more appreciated before the email, frankly.
Jessica - Mar 01, 2019 9:46:42 am PST #5467 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Employee Appreciation Day should also involve cake. IJS.
EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2019 9:56:07 am PST #5468 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
We had 10-minute chair massages, that's by far the most appreciated I've felt all week!
And I also think a monthly cake should be monthly, regardless of how many names get written on it!
Jesse - Mar 01, 2019 10:02:46 am PST #5469 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, today is apparently Employee Appreciation Day? We got an email thanking us for all our hard work and are being entered in a raffle so some people will get some kind of bonus-y thing but no leaving early or free lunch or what have you for the rest of us. I was feeling more appreciated before the email, frankly.
Oh yeah, I was maybe going to bring in donuts or something, but now it's too late and they get NOTHING!! ::evil laugh::
DavidS - Mar 01, 2019 10:07:58 am PST #5470 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dammit, now I want cake. for -t! (and also myself)
Jesse - Mar 01, 2019 10:21:29 am PST #5471 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Same.
Y'all, I just had to explain to someone what a memo is. Can I retire now?