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Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 01, 2019 9:23:26 am PST #5464 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, no, I don't want them knowing about you! That would be terrible.


Dana - Mar 01, 2019 9:37:28 am PST #5465 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Tell them you asked the internet, and the internet supports you.


-t - Mar 01, 2019 9:41:16 am PST #5466 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That should work. Everyone believes the internet.

Also, today is apparently Employee Appreciation Day? We got an email thanking us for all our hard work and are being entered in a raffle so some people will get some kind of bonus-y thing but no leaving early or free lunch or what have you for the rest of us. I was feeling more appreciated before the email, frankly.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2019 9:46:42 am PST #5467 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Employee Appreciation Day should also involve cake. IJS.


EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2019 9:56:07 am PST #5468 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

We had 10-minute chair massages, that's by far the most appreciated I've felt all week!

And I also think a monthly cake should be monthly, regardless of how many names get written on it!


Jesse - Mar 01, 2019 10:02:46 am PST #5469 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, today is apparently Employee Appreciation Day? We got an email thanking us for all our hard work and are being entered in a raffle so some people will get some kind of bonus-y thing but no leaving early or free lunch or what have you for the rest of us. I was feeling more appreciated before the email, frankly.

Oh yeah, I was maybe going to bring in donuts or something, but now it's too late and they get NOTHING!! ::evil laugh::


DavidS - Mar 01, 2019 10:07:58 am PST #5470 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dammit, now I want cake. for -t! (and also myself)


Jesse - Mar 01, 2019 10:21:29 am PST #5471 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Same.

Y'all, I just had to explain to someone what a memo is. Can I retire now?


-t - Mar 01, 2019 10:53:26 am PST #5472 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How did you even do that, Jesse? I would just wave my hands around and say "you know, a memo. Like in "You didn't get the memo?" I'll send you one"

IOW, yes, your pension should kick in now

I have reached the stage of the day when I am gazing at my to do list and trying to convince myself that none of these things really have to be done today. It is also time for enchiladas, though, so yay for that. I didn't win anything in the employee appreciation raffle, boo.

There will allegedly be king cake at the thing tomorrow, I can pretend that is for me.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2019 11:50:02 am PST #5473 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How did you even do that, Jesse? I would just wave my hands around and say "you know, a memo. Like in "You didn't get the memo?" I'll send you one"

That's basically what happened. I kept saying, "Like....a memo" until I realized I should send an example.