I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Feb 10, 2019 12:59:39 pm PST #4914 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

F riding on her pretend car talking on her pretend cellphone: "Yeah, my Mom is (real name), but she kind of doesn't want me to do bad things so I try to do good things."


sj - Feb 10, 2019 1:00:14 pm PST #4915 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oooh, Vegas! I wanna go. I've never been.


Theodosia - Feb 10, 2019 1:23:05 pm PST #4916 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm more excited about Hoover Dam, frankly. But then I've never been in Vegas except for a short layover in the airport, which has its own gambling area full of slot machines AND you can see the Strip from the windows.

Seriously, slots in the airport?


Laura - Feb 10, 2019 1:28:55 pm PST #4917 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Ha, there are slots everywhere. Enjoy, Connie! I loved going to Hoover Dam. I went before the big new bridge, which looks horrifying to height phobic me.

I am going to Vegas some time next month. Not sure what side trips yet.


Connie Neil - Feb 10, 2019 2:12:34 pm PST #4918 of 30019
brillig

I went over the big new bridge when I did my Grand Canyon tour last year. We went over the dam at night on the way back. Gorgeous. But many years ago, when we went to Arizona every winter, we'd go over the dam. One year they closed the dam, and we had to take a four-hour detour through badlands.


Jesse - Feb 10, 2019 2:50:33 pm PST #4919 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm already planning my Vegas trip in August -- too far away!


meara - Feb 10, 2019 4:18:09 pm PST #4920 of 30019

Slots everywhere! And breathalyzers for sale in the airport news stands.

I'm way over this snow y'all. And there's more coming (and it's snowing now). Wtf Seattle.


DavidS - Feb 10, 2019 4:49:27 pm PST #4921 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Yeah, my Mom is (real name), but she kind of doesn't want me to do bad things so I try to do good things."

Ha! It's true. We don't want our children to do bad things.

Superego formation in 3...2...1...


sj - Feb 10, 2019 5:02:33 pm PST #4922 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hec, it was really hysterical. She sounded like a bored teenager when she was saying it.


amych - Feb 10, 2019 5:27:58 pm PST #4923 of 30019
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You can trust me, I'm a software developer.

Totally stealing this for my resume and/or next performance review.

The only hitch is that those will be read mostly by software developers.