Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2019 4:12:54 am PST #4859 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Suddenly, I am not sleeping through the night and it is killing me. Does anyone have any solutions?


Laura - Feb 07, 2019 5:08:50 am PST #4860 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry, Jesse. The only thing that cured my insomnia was getting up early and not stopping until a set time. My son has some success with melatonin.

I am heading over to see the siblings this afternoon. Staying until Saturday morning. I have to keep reminding myself that the reason my brother is so miserable and hateful is that he is sick and in pain. I think the only safe subject may be spring training for baseball.


shrift - Feb 07, 2019 5:48:20 am PST #4861 of 30019
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have people hounding me about things I need to deliver on, but I've been sick and focusing on putting out fires. I have a million things to do and very little motivation to work on them, so I need to think of ways to bribe myself into getting things done.

Also, my dad is having a stress test this morning because he probably needs surgery to put in more stents. I'm trying not to be mad at him for eating all the ice cream and NOT ANY GODDAMN VEGETABLES YOU HAVE DIABETES.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2019 6:17:34 am PST #4862 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, my dad is having a stress test this morning because he probably needs surgery to put in more stents. I'm trying not to be mad at him for eating all the ice cream and NOT ANY GODDAMN VEGETABLES YOU HAVE DIABETES.

We have the same dad!


Jesse - Feb 07, 2019 6:19:15 am PST #4863 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I found this article, and (a) how dare you, and (b) OK. [link]


sj - Feb 07, 2019 6:44:36 am PST #4864 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm at the doctors office because I was coughing so hard this morning I was puking. ltc very helpfully looked st me and said "can I have another show?


msbelle - Feb 07, 2019 7:35:26 am PST #4865 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

current dog situation at my house

my dog, Bailey - approx 40 lbs foster dog, Buddy - approx 20 lbs dog sit dog, Maya - approx 90 lbs

1) I took them all walking at the same time yesterday - we looked crazy.

2) Maya take meds. Today she took the pill wrapped in the soft chew medicine in her mouth and then dropped it. Buddy ran up and ate it. So meds for biggest dg, eaten by smallest dog.

I've spent the morning on text and phone and google and got all the med names and dosages and was instructed by my vet to just watch Buddy, but he should be fine. I am home now and he is bouncing off the walls a bit. Medicine is for hypothyroidism so yeah his heart rate is up and his little body is all metabolise! metablise! I fed him bread and peanut butter as my vet instructed and may feed him more. poor noodle.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2019 8:23:40 am PST #4866 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If our intelligence apparatus hadn't decided it was cool to do an end run around the Constitution to fund regime change via drug running.

To be fair to the 80s, the CIA was doing shit like this in SE Asia during the Viet Nam war. There was a reason our inner cities became flooded with heroin during the 70s.

Buddy ran up and ate it.

High comedy! They should film this.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2019 9:05:06 am PST #4867 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh no, sj! I hope you get some relief. And ltc enjoyed extra show time (I'm assuming -- this seems like just the right time for it!).

And yikes, msbelle! That's a lot of dog and a lot of meds for one of them. (PS: I mean Buddy.)


Calli - Feb 07, 2019 9:06:42 am PST #4868 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

To be fair to the 80s, the CIA was doing shit like this in SE Asia during the Viet Nam war. There was a reason our inner cities became flooded with heroin during the 70s.

Good point. OK, I'll revise it to

If our intelligence apparatus hadn't decided to continue to do an end run around the Constitution to fund regime change via drug running.