It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Feb 05, 2019 6:46:40 am PST #4784 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ugh, -t. Burn them with fire.

Metaphorically. I guess.


Jesse - Feb 05, 2019 6:57:49 am PST #4785 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or literally, why not?

No, I know why not.

Grrr! I hate them on your behalf, -t.


-t - Feb 05, 2019 7:06:11 am PST #4786 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Thank you for your validation!


Dana - Feb 05, 2019 7:07:46 am PST #4787 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You could try just a little fire.


DavidS - Feb 05, 2019 7:17:51 am PST #4788 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You could try just a little fire.

Don't curse the darkness - light a candle. Then hide it behind their drapes.


shrift - Feb 05, 2019 7:27:00 am PST #4789 of 30019
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Don't curse the darkness - light a candle. Then hide it behind their drapes.

Get you a wheelbarrow, a holocaust cloak, and a tall friend to light on fire.


Dana - Feb 05, 2019 7:28:48 am PST #4790 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Or two short friends who can stand one on top of the other.


Jesse - Feb 05, 2019 7:37:32 am PST #4791 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, anyone want some free meals from EveryPlate? From the one box I've had so far, I'd say it's about as basic as Hello Fresh, but way cheaper. I have three slots if you want them!


-t - Feb 05, 2019 8:06:19 am PST #4792 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Maybe I'll get a flaming pupu platter while I'm on vacation.

I am intrigued, Jesse. Is this one where everything shows up all chopped and everything or just unprepped ingredients?


meara - Feb 05, 2019 8:10:52 am PST #4793 of 30019

Yes, tell me more. I've tried both Hello Fresh and Blue Apron. Blue Apron was better, I think, in that there were a few recipes I've actually made again! But sometimes it calls for ridiculous extra work for no good reason

Get you a wheelbarrow, a holocaust cloak, and a tall friend to light on fire.

Lol. I love this plan!