Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 28, 2019 7:58:33 am PST #4483 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Zero days is never the goal!!

Ugh. That sounds like a recipe for an unhappy client, but what do I know? "Maybe you already have this! Or maybe it will be three months -- who's to say?"

I have spoken to four people about prescriptions and insurance this morning. I feel like that's enough accomplishments for the day.

Agreed!!!


Jesse - Jan 28, 2019 8:20:45 am PST #4484 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In The Kids Are Alright news, a coworker who is one year out of undergrad just told me about her good weekend knitting while watching Law & Order: SVU.


meara - Jan 28, 2019 8:24:26 am PST #4485 of 30019

Lol, that sounds like an excellent weekend!

Yeah, saying "three days BEFORE you give us the final document, someone else we have to then provide it to will have already submitted that final document to a review" is...wobbly timey wimey stuff.


Consuela - Jan 28, 2019 9:29:47 am PST #4486 of 30019
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I am back at work! People are being kind and friendly, and I brought in a cake.


meara - Jan 28, 2019 9:38:10 am PST #4487 of 30019

I am having the worst time focusing today. I don't know why. Ugh. Can't seem to get anything done or decide what to do or even slack off in a focused manner?


aurelia - Jan 28, 2019 9:38:12 am PST #4488 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I have received 11 resumes for my assistant position. My favorite special skill so far is "can operate a Zamboni"


Scrappy - Jan 28, 2019 9:40:35 am PST #4489 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have a snow day today! So far, haven't does a goddamn thing except sit in front of the fire and cruise the internet.


-t - Jan 28, 2019 9:54:41 am PST #4490 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Glad to hear that, Consuela!

Oooh, Zamboni is a good skill!

I am having chicken noodle soup for lunch and it is delicious. As far as work goes, I feel totally behind and like I will never catch up, but I am actually getting things done, so maybe it's not that bad? We'll see, I guess.


Calli - Jan 28, 2019 10:13:29 am PST #4491 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My favorite special skill so far is "can operate a Zamboni"

I'd bring them in for an interview on the strength of that. C'mon, they found a way to live the dream!


Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2019 10:28:00 am PST #4492 of 30019
brillig

Ask them what the craziest thing they've done on a Zamboni is.

From across the cubicle wall: "I'm barely remembering names, you want me to do faces too? Man, you're double-dipping there."