I have received 11 resumes for my assistant position. My favorite special skill so far is "can operate a Zamboni"
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Jan 28, 2019 9:38:12 am PST #4488 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Scrappy - Jan 28, 2019 9:40:35 am PST #4489 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I have a snow day today! So far, haven't does a goddamn thing except sit in front of the fire and cruise the internet.
-t - Jan 28, 2019 9:54:41 am PST #4490 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Glad to hear that, Consuela!
Oooh, Zamboni is a good skill!
I am having chicken noodle soup for lunch and it is delicious. As far as work goes, I feel totally behind and like I will never catch up, but I am actually getting things done, so maybe it's not that bad? We'll see, I guess.
Calli - Jan 28, 2019 10:13:29 am PST #4491 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My favorite special skill so far is "can operate a Zamboni"
I'd bring them in for an interview on the strength of that. C'mon, they found a way to live the dream!
Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2019 10:28:00 am PST #4492 of 30019
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Ask them what the craziest thing they've done on a Zamboni is.
From across the cubicle wall: "I'm barely remembering names, you want me to do faces too? Man, you're double-dipping there."
Dana - Jan 28, 2019 10:28:03 am PST #4493 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I've done MORE insurance stuff. We switched to husband's insurance because it was better and cheaper, but Jesus, I almost wish we'd stayed where we were, because at least everything was set up.
NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2019 10:34:06 am PST #4494 of 30019
Our wings are not tired
My favorite special skill so far is "can operate a Zamboni"
If it's a theatre tech this may well mean they worked on board a Royal Caribbean ship at some point. Many of them have ice rinks in one of the theaters and the techs are responsible for operating the zamboni.
Jesse - Jan 28, 2019 10:50:46 am PST #4495 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am back at work! People are being kind and friendly, and I brought in a cake.
Yay!
My favorite special skill so far is "can operate a Zamboni"
That is so great.
I have a snow day today! So far, haven't does a goddamn thing except sit in front of the fire and cruise the internet.
Yay! That's the best kind of snow day.
Jesse - Jan 28, 2019 11:26:57 am PST #4496 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, I finally got to a senior person about one of the annoying situations, so we'll see what she says.
Fred Pete - Jan 28, 2019 11:58:32 am PST #4497 of 30019
Ann, that's a ferret.
I have a snow day today! So far, haven't does a goddamn thing except sit in front of the fire and cruise the internet.
Sounds like a good way to spend a snow day to me.