...has anyone heard from brenda since last night??

She commented on my Facebook post a couple of hours ago. (The one admitting that I still can't keep Karl Urban and Keith Urban straight -- I can never remember which one is the actor and which one is the country singer.)

Karl is the actor. I think. Now I'm not sure.

Karl is the actor. I think. Now I'm not sure.

See? It's probably just one guy, splitting his time between 2 careers just to confuse the hell out of me.

shrift and I have personally made eye contact with Karl Urban and giggled quietly behind his back, so I think we're pretty sure they're different people.

That's just what Keith Urban wants you to think.

Man, I was taking care of the dogs and my icepack fell off and I slipped on some ice getting it and now I'm hurting a lot. Also make my wife more angry which I was trying to avoid my taking care of the dogs in the first place. This is my amazing ability to fuck things up at play.

Gud, I really want you to get your arm looked at by a doctor, and also to know that you have done nothing wrong. That doesn't sound good, hon.

I had looked at earlier. No break.

Apparently whacking a contrsion really hurts

This is my amazing ability to fuck things up at play.

No, this is your wife's amazing ability to get mad at you for anything and everything at play.