I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 12, 2019 11:12:51 am PST #3836 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was in bed until now o'clock. Hope I do not pay for it tonight, but I think I'll be ok.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2019 12:27:08 pm PST #3837 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

[Please imagine the following in the manner of Steve Martin in The Jerk when the phonebook arrives...]

My plastic rectangle is here! My plastic rectangle is here!


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2019 12:31:15 pm PST #3838 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yay, plastic rectangle!


sarameg - Jan 12, 2019 2:17:02 pm PST #3839 of 30019

I can blow my nose productively.

Every 5 minutes.


Connie Neil - Jan 12, 2019 2:26:12 pm PST #3840 of 30019
brillig

I saw my eye doctor at the thrift store this afternoon. He was excited by something he was describing as an old electroshock machine. I have no idea why there would be an old electroshock machine at the thrift store, but he was talking about the medical supply company label on the box and explaining some of the parts to the cashier.

I didn't talk to him. I really didn't want to get involved in a conversation about why one of my doctors is so thrilled to get his hands on a vintage machine to scramble people's brains.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2019 2:38:51 pm PST #3841 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm pretty sure your eye doctor is a mad scientist.


Connie Neil - Jan 12, 2019 2:58:53 pm PST #3842 of 30019
brillig

He does get really excited about eyeballs.


Sheryl - Jan 12, 2019 2:59:41 pm PST #3843 of 30019
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

It's snowing here. Joy.


Atropa - Jan 12, 2019 4:01:56 pm PST #3844 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He was excited by something he was describing as an old electroshock machine. I have no idea why there would be an old electroshock machine at the thrift store

Because SOMEONE is having all the thrift store luck, and it obviously isn't me.


Theodosia - Jan 12, 2019 4:05:53 pm PST #3845 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I would HOPE that an eye doctor has a deep and thorough fascination with eyes, which bodes well for his patients.

As long as we're talking adventures with plastic cards, I just checked the balance on mine, and found a Mystery Entry, from a place called Life's Too Short Inc, for $10.00. Huh, says I, and calls up the Plastic Card people for more details.

Well, it's still pending, so all the guy can tell me is that it was posted yesterday at 10:20 AM.. about which time I was getting gas at an over-priced station up in Andover MA. A little Googling later, it seems to be the corporate name of a chain of North-of-Boston gas stations.

Still... that's a really stupid thing to call a gas station company. Maybe when the charge actually posts (it's "pending" now) the name will change to something more recognizably gasoline-oriented.