River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Dec 15, 2018 8:58:21 am PST #3036 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Enjoy the cruising! Get in touch if you have time when you get back.


aurelia - Dec 15, 2018 8:58:38 am PST #3037 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I was betrayed by salad yesterday. Being violently ill last night and having no energy today was not in my weekend plan.


meara - Dec 15, 2018 9:56:16 am PST #3038 of 30019

Post office and hardware store and fixing shit is plenty, especially if you're hungover. I have...had coffee. I woke up three hours ago.


DavidS - Dec 15, 2018 10:54:01 am PST #3039 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was betrayed by salad yesterday.

That's not fair! Not even a tasty scallop or a shrimp?!


sj - Dec 15, 2018 11:17:37 am PST #3040 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Salad is dangerous these days.


meara - Dec 15, 2018 11:36:51 am PST #3041 of 30019

Salad IS dangerous. I vote cake.

Also I really want to make Christmas cookies but don't want to end up with a ton of cookies at home that I can't give away. Too many dieting/vegan/gluten free people. Also I want to make frosted cookies to use cool frosting colors but I don't really want to eat frosted cookies. Oh the horror!


Consuela - Dec 15, 2018 12:47:37 pm PST #3042 of 30019
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I went to dog class this morning and discovered the wonder that is the cronut. Holy crap that was good.


Jesse - Dec 15, 2018 1:10:49 pm PST #3043 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So only four people came to my mother's party, but she doesn't actually know if anyone RSVPed since yesterday since she left her phone at a friend's and hasn't checked her email on the computer either for no good reason. So I end up in the position of trying to make her feel better, when I have also wasted my whole afternoon on this, when I have other shit to do! I'm so annoyed. And sad that I'm not going to have a real tree because I have no time or way to get one. In short: Grrr.


Dana - Dec 15, 2018 1:19:54 pm PST #3044 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Being betrayed by salad is such a betrayal.


DavidS - Dec 15, 2018 1:44:51 pm PST #3045 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And sad that I'm not going to have a real tree because I have no time or way to get one. In short: Grrr.

How about a little tree?