Sounds like an average night on Twitter. Just make sure she packs a white wife-beater men's undershirt.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
chrismg - Dec 14, 2018 12:50:45 pm PST #3024 of 30019
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
Theodosia - Dec 14, 2018 2:10:08 pm PST #3025 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
And no red sheets.
Scrappy - Dec 14, 2018 5:47:00 pm PST #3026 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I got us signed up for Obamacare today. A GIGANTIC deductible, but we have no other options, since COBRA from my old job is going away. I'm substitute teaching and DH is a freelance writer. He makes more than I do, but no benefits.
Steph L. - Dec 14, 2018 6:33:54 pm PST #3027 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Tim has been putting the lights on the tree for, cumulatively (between tonight and Wednesday night) 3 hours. I shit you not. It's only a 5-foot tree. I could put the lights on AND all the ornaments in under 2 hours if I was allowed to do it by myself. But he's obsessed with the way the light go on the tree. He is so goddamn meticulous about this.
I mean, I knew this when I married him, and if this is the worst thing about him, I'm damn lucky. Except for this time of year, when I want to kill him. (His dad and brothers are all the same way. WTF is so damn hard about putting lights on a fucking Christmas tree? I bet it takes less than 3 hours to put the lights on the tree at Rockefeller Center.)
Laura - Dec 15, 2018 2:48:39 am PST #3028 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
I'm terribly particular about how the lights go on too. I've done the best I can fixing what my son did, but it isn't right. I have been adding decorations all week and still have another container or two to add. I put all my mom's stuff on, and now will add all mine. It will end up being completely loaded with a wide variety of ornaments. That will delight me. And I won't notice the light wires anymore.
Jesse - Dec 15, 2018 4:21:08 am PST #3029 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My ears are still ringing from last night's show, which I didn't even think was that loud, so I finally broke down and ordered some ear plugs. We'll see!
Calli - Dec 15, 2018 5:17:23 am PST #3030 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My mom was meticulous about the lights, too. Except, after I was 12 or so she wouldn't do it, she'd have me do it and then tell me how I was doing it wrong. Over and over and over.
Oh, wow, full body rage flashback.
Happy holidays!
Yeah. Anyway, my new Christmas tradition is putting the lights on however I damn well please. It makes my inner 12-year-old quite content.
Dana - Dec 15, 2018 6:12:16 am PST #3031 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I have to say, my favorite part of the chief of staff debacle is that apparently Chris Christie almost had the job, but then he took his name off the list.
Dude. Dissed by Chris Christie.
Steph L. - Dec 15, 2018 6:17:20 am PST #3032 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Also, the Chris Christie-in-a-beach-chair memes have briefly resurfaced, which makes me so happy. (I think every single one is hilarious.)
Laura - Dec 15, 2018 6:35:08 am PST #3033 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
I sincerely wish he had taken the job because it would have blown up in record time. Oh well.
Yes, saw the Pence in his chair next to Christie one. They are precious.