I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


chrismg - Dec 14, 2018 12:09:46 pm PST #3022 of 30019
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

DavidS:

Right before a trio of teenage girls head to the cabin in the woods? Were there any mysterious and ominous pronouncements?


DavidS - Dec 14, 2018 12:25:12 pm PST #3023 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Right before a trio of teenage girls head to the cabin in the woods? Were there any mysterious and ominous pronouncements?

IDK, does "The Blood of the Lambs will awaken Our Lady of Darkness!" sound ominous to you?


chrismg - Dec 14, 2018 12:50:45 pm PST #3024 of 30019
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Sounds like an average night on Twitter. Just make sure she packs a white wife-beater men's undershirt.


Theodosia - Dec 14, 2018 2:10:08 pm PST #3025 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And no red sheets.


Scrappy - Dec 14, 2018 5:47:00 pm PST #3026 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I got us signed up for Obamacare today. A GIGANTIC deductible, but we have no other options, since COBRA from my old job is going away. I'm substitute teaching and DH is a freelance writer. He makes more than I do, but no benefits.


Steph L. - Dec 14, 2018 6:33:54 pm PST #3027 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tim has been putting the lights on the tree for, cumulatively (between tonight and Wednesday night) 3 hours. I shit you not. It's only a 5-foot tree. I could put the lights on AND all the ornaments in under 2 hours if I was allowed to do it by myself. But he's obsessed with the way the light go on the tree. He is so goddamn meticulous about this.

I mean, I knew this when I married him, and if this is the worst thing about him, I'm damn lucky. Except for this time of year, when I want to kill him. (His dad and brothers are all the same way. WTF is so damn hard about putting lights on a fucking Christmas tree? I bet it takes less than 3 hours to put the lights on the tree at Rockefeller Center.)


Laura - Dec 15, 2018 2:48:39 am PST #3028 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I'm terribly particular about how the lights go on too. I've done the best I can fixing what my son did, but it isn't right. I have been adding decorations all week and still have another container or two to add. I put all my mom's stuff on, and now will add all mine. It will end up being completely loaded with a wide variety of ornaments. That will delight me. And I won't notice the light wires anymore.


Jesse - Dec 15, 2018 4:21:08 am PST #3029 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My ears are still ringing from last night's show, which I didn't even think was that loud, so I finally broke down and ordered some ear plugs. We'll see!


Calli - Dec 15, 2018 5:17:23 am PST #3030 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My mom was meticulous about the lights, too. Except, after I was 12 or so she wouldn't do it, she'd have me do it and then tell me how I was doing it wrong. Over and over and over.

Oh, wow, full body rage flashback.

Happy holidays!

Yeah. Anyway, my new Christmas tradition is putting the lights on however I damn well please. It makes my inner 12-year-old quite content.


Dana - Dec 15, 2018 6:12:16 am PST #3031 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have to say, my favorite part of the chief of staff debacle is that apparently Chris Christie almost had the job, but then he took his name off the list.

Dude. Dissed by Chris Christie.