Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2020 5:58:24 pm PST #29577 of 30019
What is even happening?

I'm glad you all tested negative, Gris.

But then my assistant principal tested positive and all on-campus learning was canceled in our high school after it was discovered that there was a 400-attendee Halloween party that a large portion of our students attended, with some positive cases.

Ugh. I think you'd mentioned someone at work tested positive, but maybe not the party. 400 people??? WTH?!

At this point, my love of human kind has largely burned off. I just don't want the people who are trying to catch Covid shopping and working where we get our groceries or going to our doctors.

I just had mine and now have to go back for a 3D image. Lefty is looking a little shifty.

All right. No, Cashmere's left one. Just no.

They are not doing anything virtually for my aunt. Anybody who goes better keep away from my dad for two weeks.

I take it from this, your dad will stay away from it, too?


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 14, 2020 5:59:05 pm PST #29578 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But then my assistant principal tested positive and all on-campus learning was canceled in our high school after it was discovered that there was a 400-attendee Halloween party that a large portion of our students attended, with some positive cases.

Holy shit! Look kids, I know it's tough not doing the usual extracurriculars and social gatherings, but opting for a real-life production of Oliver! with yourselves as the chorus of orphans is not the way to go!


Calli - Nov 14, 2020 6:03:59 pm PST #29579 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Lefty is looking a little shifty.

Fingers crossed for a benign cyst or the like.


Jesse - Nov 14, 2020 6:40:59 pm PST #29580 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man, so sad to hear about DXM. What the fuck, man.


NoiseDesign - Nov 14, 2020 6:43:17 pm PST #29581 of 30019
Our wings are not tired

Oh man, DX. I have no words.


meara - Nov 14, 2020 6:44:53 pm PST #29582 of 30019

Aw shit. I kinda wondered, since he hadn’t shown up here in a while, despite news, but Jesus. 2020 is the worst.


amych - Nov 14, 2020 6:46:41 pm PST #29583 of 30019
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fuck 2020, man


Dana - Nov 14, 2020 6:48:12 pm PST #29584 of 30019
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, fucking, fucking hell.


sj - Nov 14, 2020 6:48:30 pm PST #29585 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Fuck this year. DX was the best.


juliana - Nov 14, 2020 6:52:00 pm PST #29586 of 30019
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Just, fuck. Damn it.