But then my assistant principal tested positive and all on-campus learning was canceled in our high school after it was discovered that there was a 400-attendee Halloween party that a large portion of our students attended, with some positive cases.
Holy shit! Look kids, I know it's tough not doing the usual extracurriculars and social gatherings, but opting for a real-life production of Oliver! with yourselves as the chorus of orphans is not the way to go!