Cards.
Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.
Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
dcp - Nov 01, 2020 3:07:33 pm PST #28469 of 30019
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
flea - Nov 01, 2020 3:34:30 pm PST #28470 of 30019
information libertarian
Why don't my children do their homework?
Relatedly, does anyone want a sweet-tempered, tall, turns 18 in August 2021, assistant/guest/nanny/etc. next year? Working on driving. Cooks. Doesn't do homework.
sj - Nov 01, 2020 3:55:50 pm PST #28471 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
flea, I'll take her.
meara - Nov 01, 2020 4:07:44 pm PST #28472 of 30019
I’d show her around Seattle, if she came out here, and I’ll have a guest room!
DavidS - Nov 01, 2020 4:43:52 pm PST #28473 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Matilda is crying because her homework assignment is to watch a David Attenborough video, and it's showing animals dying. And that's basically like snuff porn horrible to her.
"Who wants to watch animals dying?!!!"
She had a similar issue with one of her fiction reading assignments. She's a sensitive girl.
sj - Nov 01, 2020 4:45:36 pm PST #28474 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Poor, Matilda.
DavidS - Nov 01, 2020 4:45:52 pm PST #28475 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Relatedly, does anyone want a sweet-tempered, tall, turns 18 in August 2021, assistant/guest/nanny/etc. next year? Working on driving. Cooks. Doesn't do homework.
Tempting! We might have an extra room by then. Driving NSM an issue in SF. Homework even less so.
DavidS - Nov 01, 2020 4:46:35 pm PST #28476 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Poor, Matilda.
Thankfully, it doesn't look like she'll have to dissect a fetal pig any time soon.
Cashmere - Nov 01, 2020 5:01:22 pm PST #28477 of 30019
Now tagless for your comfort.
Relatedly, does anyone want a sweet-tempered, tall, turns 18 in August 2021, assistant/guest/nanny/etc. next year? Working on driving. Cooks. Doesn't do homework.
NOPE! ALL FULL UP HERE!!!!
JenP - Nov 01, 2020 5:28:06 pm PST #28478 of 30019
Wow, this looks great on my phone. Amazing.