My love for me now / Ain't hard to explain / The Hero of Canton / The man they call...ME.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 20, 2020 7:54:45 am PDT #25088 of 30019
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Gud, unless you are stabbing people in your sleep, I'm going to say you didn't fuck anything up.

Or maybe if you committed some mayhem while sleepwalking. But those are the only scenarios I can think of where you fucked up while sleeping.

In other news, I need to write my performance evaluation and I'm so tired and I just DON'T WANNA.


Katerina Bee - Aug 20, 2020 8:06:06 am PDT #25089 of 30019
Herding cats for fun

Wife of Gud is annoyed by the way he sleeps now? That's peak abusive behavior. When she gets angry because of the way he breathes She might actually try to murder him.

I wish you could kick her to the curb and tell us what happens as she tries to fend for herself.


Atropa - Aug 20, 2020 8:09:11 am PDT #25090 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

In other news, I need to write my performance evaluation and I'm so tired and I just DON'T WANNA.

Shrift has gotten all her stuff done over the past year. She has made sure other people got their stuff done, and helped organize many things so they didn't go careening into the abyss. She did not have a nervous breakdown, or cause any co-workers to have a nervous breakdown.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2020 8:42:23 am PDT #25091 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shrift has gotten all her stuff done over the past year. She has made sure other people got their stuff done, and helped organize many things so they didn't go careening into the abyss. She did not have a nervous breakdown, or cause any co-workers to have a nervous breakdown.

My only suggestion is to add "In these difficult times," and "Even given the current circumstances," everywhere.

That sounds awful, Sparky1. Good luck.


DavidS - Aug 20, 2020 8:47:40 am PDT #25092 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Matilda is parked in front of her computer for her first class of high school: Ethnic Studies with Ms. Elfland.

She shooed me off when I came back from my run bringing her a hot chocolate and mechanical pencils. Clearly I am not to be on camera. Only a hand that brings cocoa.


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2020 8:59:47 am PDT #25093 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hec, don't sell yourself short.

You also bring pencils.


-t - Aug 20, 2020 9:07:55 am PDT #25094 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Don't bite the hand the hot cocoas you, Matilda!

Atropa and Jesse are wise. I would like to contract y'all to write all my performance evaluations for the foreseeable future


Jesse - Aug 20, 2020 9:30:05 am PDT #25095 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She shooed me off when I came back from my run bringing her a hot chocolate and mechanical pencils. Clearly I am not to be on camera. Only a hand that brings cocoa.

Of course not! What could be worse? I mean, your showing up at the school building and having her paged to the office to pick up her lunch would be worse, I guess. DaaaAAAAAaaad!!!!!


Toddson - Aug 20, 2020 9:43:17 am PDT #25096 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

As long as she doesn't take to saying, "thank you thing."


chrismg - Aug 20, 2020 10:46:37 am PDT #25097 of 30019
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

At least the teacher would be amused?